the problem with bein a member on ats

the poblem is all ya crack heads whos sayin the government is after you and yall been abducted by aliens i dont belive that # and some people are sayin that bush wasnt born on this planet that hes an alien yea i know bush succs but he aint no alien and i just read something stupid about the worlds gon end yea sure god told me that too btw i dont belive in god

Well you certainly seem to be educated and able to present clear and well-spoken arguments.

Okay, I'm on your side!

(I do believe in God. I hope that's not a deal breaker for us.)

I'm sure you'll have pleasent and lengthy stay here at ATS.

Bush b somkin da rocks like yo boulders ahh, Mann hes on a trip 2 da moon yo. Props to fools god dude man . Them be some wacked out crazy bros up in this mug!!!!Damm....

This must be a goof right???

What did you say? In english this time please.

Let me translate.

the poblem is all ya crack heads whos sayin the government is after you

He is saying that ATS is full of mentally unstable people, that are paranoid about the goverment trying to "get them."

you and yall been abducted by aliens i dont belive that #

He does not believe any of the ATS members were abducted by aliens.

that bush wasnt born on this planet that hes an alien

He does not buy into the theory Bush is a reptillian, and was born in the USA.

bush succs

He thinks Bush is an awfull president.

i just read something stupid about the worlds gon end yea sure god told me that too btw i dont belive in god

He does not think the world is going to end, (sarcasim)god had spoken to him too, and he does not believe in god.

Hope this helps.

There is hella cheese up in this mug, dammmmmm

[edit on 6-3-2007 by rich1974]

For the life of me I can't understand why anyone would suspect the government of planning to implant tracking chips in people.

Thanks for the translation.

So, dahl, in a very um... unique sort of way you are simply stating that you're not finding yourself in agreement with many of our members on certain issues.

Very well... diversity is always a good thing. In a community this large there are people with all sorts of views and we certainly do our best to accommodate everyone, I'm just a bit confused as to what the point of this topic was, that's all

Originally posted by dahl
the poblem is all ya crack heads whos sayin the government is after you and yall been abducted by aliens i dont belive that # and some people are sayin that bush wasnt born on this planet that hes an alien yea i know bush succs but he aint no alien and i just read something stupid about the worlds gon end yea sure god told me that too btw i dont belive in god

Here's my crack at a translation:

The problem [I have] is all you people with non-mainstream perspectives saying the government is after you, and that you have been abducted by aliens. I do not believe in this perspective.

Some people say that President Bush was not born on this planet, and that he is an alien. I know, Bush is often regarded as a sub-standard president, but he isn't an alien.

I have read something that I do not agree with about how the world is going to end. Sure, God told me that too. By the way, I do not believe in God.

How did this guy manage to get 1000+ points, all while speaking in foreign tongues? Now that is a conspiracy in itself.

Thanks for the translation, Rich. Much appreciated!

[edit on 6-3-2007 by Don Wahn]

Here's my crack at a translation:

1)I think your interpretation is much better than mine. The grammer you used is highly superior to the grammer I used.

2)Tormos busted some rymes breaking off da english like an english muffin adden jam, dammm he toasted rich1974, man Tormos be english player,dammm dude b pimp

Originally posted by rich1974

Here's my crack at a translation:

1)I think your interpretation is much better than mine. The grammer you used is highly superior to the grammer I used.

2)Tormos busted some rymes breaking off da english like an english muffin adden jam, dammm he toasted rich1974, man Tormos be english player,dammm dude b pimp

Thank you, but unfortunately I cannot translate standard English into the OP's language as you can!

Nice post man. You have a real strong hold of your grammar as well. Very articulate. Keep posting..

in NWO and illuminati but i dont belive that so many of u has been abducted maybe some1 of you but its like every day someone new who has been abducted

im from finland

yea i know i cant speek english im sorry 4 that so when i write i maybe doesnt get the message out right i do like this site but 2 many ppl thinks they been abducted and every single year someone has said that the world will end but it never happend...yet

Before you post here again, maybe you should finish elementary school?

I'm from Norway, in addition to learning Swedish I'm pretty sure you finnish are taught English in school.

[edit on 6-3-2007 by VladTheImpaler]

Sorry dude,

I have to apologize. Where did you learn the english you know, from ganster rap movies?

lol vladtheimpaler why u hatin on me? tell me? is it cuz i cant speek english?

na rich1974 not from gangsta rap movies i learned from gangsta rap music and political rap music

I'm 'hatin on you', because wheter you understand it or not, the way you formulate and type up your posts, make you look like an idiot.

I've known plenty of finnish people whom could write at the very least coherent English.