Kids Jokes

I really like complicated, story like jokes. Sometimes though a good clean joke, the kind you'd hear from a 5 year old at a family gathering is just great. So lets hear your best clean kid joke.

here's one of my personal favorites....

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?????


A: Because he didn't have the guts..

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

LOL.

Guy walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza.
"You want that cut into 8 or 12 slices?", asks the cook.
The guy responds, "make it 8.....I don't think I can eat 12."

Q. Whats green and hangs from tree's.




A. Gorilla's snot.

Where to fish get there money from?


A) a river bank

Originally posted by asala
Where to fish get there money from?


A) a river bank

Who's the richest fish?

The goldfish!

Q: When is a pirate like a bird??




A: When he's a robbin.

How come cannibals don't eat clowns?

They taste funny.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?



A: A Gummy Bear.

knock knock!

who's there?

Maddam

Maddam who?

Ma Damn foots stuck in the door!

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No. Just the usual; beer, wine, and liquor. What'll ya have?"
Without a word, the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck goes back to the same bar and ask the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, this time a little more upset with the duck, says, "NO. I already told ya, NO GRAPES! If you come in here again and ask me fer grapes, I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar!"
So the duck shrugs his shoulders and leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?"
This time, with a puzzled look on his face, the bartender says, "Nails? No. Why do ask?"
The duck replies, "Got any grapes?"

I always thought this one was funny.... I might be the only one who thinks so, but here goes... :shk:

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7… “8”… 9!!!

why are women wary around men?


cause we men are pigs!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?



I don't know but i wouldn't want it sitting on my shoulder.

what do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?


EliphIno!


(hell if i know...for those who didn;t get it)

Q: What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?


A: Rap

What did the big phone say to the little phone?




Your too young to be engaged!

The first joke I ever learned.

"Hey waiter, this coffee tastes like mud"

Waiter: "well it was ground this morning"

Originally posted by spacedoubt
The first joke I ever learned.

"Hey waiter, this coffee tastes like mud"

Waiter: "well it was ground this morning"

Would you believe I've never heard that one before? I like my coffee freshly ground too, but I'll take coffee anyway I can minus sugar of course

not realy a joke but so cute it's funny


My 3 year old often says to me whenever I sing "get back to work!" so hallarious I put it at the end of my podcasts