What was your first post on ats or bts?

My question is what was your first post on ats or bts when you joined this website...mine was in the area 51 thread...only problem I cant find where I posted...but it was last year around this time....it was under another name at that time as well...but if you can find your first post, post it in this thread

Here's the link to my first post, it was just over 4 years ago.

CLICK HERE

Nice and short and to the point, well maybe the nice and short part wasn't so nice since most people want some good quality content, of which there was none in this post but what can you expect from a newbie?