Scientist's have Discovered the Earth has No Real Gravity....

What they discovered is the Earth just really sucks.


Sorry I couldn't help it, sometimes we all get so intense on these boards it's nice to just lighten things up a bit.


Regards,

RT


[edit on 23-2-2007 by Realtruth]

*laughs REALLY hard*

that was funny

lol

Took me a moment to get that one...

Very funny

Haha, man... That was far out!

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This thread should be trashed or atleast closed as it is a waste of space.

Thats not true. Infact, they've found that its actually an anti-gravity source. It blows.

We do need a fun section we can get a bit heated here i agree.
To me the idea of the post was that the title had a catch to it and was interested in what the catch was. Guess the catch was US PEOPLE. No not USA AMERICAN PEOPLE. Did they think Gravity did not exist in particle form or something? I don't know but it could have meant gravity does not exist in this universe but in another dimention connected to ours. If you know what I mean and had an educated explanation.


[edit on 23-2-2007 by The time lord]

Originally posted by Realtruth
What they discovered is the Earth just really sucks.

[edit on 23-2-2007 by Realtruth]

Originally posted by Nygdan
Thats not true. Infact, they've found that its actually an anti-gravity source. It blows.

In the spirit of scientific detante I would like to suggest that perhaps we come together and agree that it is scientifically proven that the Earth boths sucks and blows.

There everyones happy and I think we've really accomplished something here today people.

God I feel so alive!

Spiderj

Fun thread.

Originally posted by Spiderj
In the spirit of scientific detante I would like to suggest that perhaps we come together and agree that it is scientifically proven that the Earth boths sucks and blows.

There everyones happy and I think we've really accomplished something here today people.

God I feel so alive!

Spiderj

Fun thread.

OK! I have really really don't my research and found the Spider is correct the earth does both Suck and Blow, at the same time.

Any other theories?

Originally posted by Realtruth
OK! I have really really don't my research and found the Spider is correct the earth does both Suck and Blow, at the same time.

Any other theories?

Alright you people talking about gravity just really gets me down
I wonder though if the earth really sucks and blows, do you think this is what causes earthquakes?
The earth sucks just brings me down to earth

Accidental double post.

[edit on 3-5-2007 by bigfatfurrytexan]

We have a joke in Texas like this:

Know why Texas doesn't slide off into the Gulf? Because Oklahoma sucks.



Ironically, i am a raging Sooner fan, so i never really thought it was that funny.

But wait, if the Earth both Sucks and blows... wouldn't that create a negation in the apathetic fields and cause the central mass of the middle earth to both expand and contract at the same time? Perhaps this truly does cause earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, Richard Simmons, and cold snaps.

Besides, everyone knows that there is no suck, only inverse blow.

Thankyou,

For my morning laugh. I needed that.

Originally posted by TheColdDragon
But wait, if the Earth both Sucks and blows... wouldn't that create a negation in the apathetic fields and cause the central mass of the middle earth to both expand and contract at the same time? Perhaps this truly does cause earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, Richard Simmons, and cold snaps.

Besides, everyone knows that there is no suck, only inverse blow.

SHHHHHHH!

Don't let our ATS discovery out, then everyone will know the truth.

Sheesh, tell me about it.

Originally posted by Kacen
Sheesh, tell me about it.

Don't you just love it here on earth?

I know you said it jokingly, but there is a lot of truth to it.

The attraction we feel to Earth is simply cos we don't get out enough.

I have woken up on some pretty interesting planets of late. Oddly on these occasions gravity really didn't really concern me... Neither did my lack of clothing.