Man who catches shark with bare hands blames vodka

Alcohol powered him up!

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SYDNEY, Australia -- A man who caught a 4-foot shark with his bare hands off an Australian beach said on Friday he only tried the feat because he was drunk on vodka.

He was just thrashing around in the water...starting to turn around and try to bite me and I thought, 'Well, it's amazing what vodka does'," Kerkhof said.

I don't think I can do the same even if I finished 2 bottles of Vodka

Erm, alcohol is a de-stimulant, it weakens you, it couldn't have been the alcohol.

But thats still amazing.

Aaaar! Der vodka in mothaRussia keeeeps uhs souljaz strong, aaarrr!


Yep, that's why Russia's army is so strong, drink vodka then go against a battle tank with your bare hands, lol, jk

Vodka may not be good for you, but at least it will keep you warm in winter, just don't stay out too long or you will die without even noticing :p


btw, round of applause for the guy for catchin da shark, der family havn' ah grand ol' feast, eh comrade? lol

Originally posted by Kacen
Erm, alcohol is a de-stimulant, it weakens you, it couldn't have been the alcohol.

But thats still amazing.

Of course it doesn't strengthen you, it just makes you do crazier things then you would if you were sober...but I am a poor example, I don't need alcohol to go off like a pitbull

Magic gives you vodka powers!!

It's amazing what you're capable of when you truely believe you can do it. Even if that belief is based on a severely impaired view of reality at the time. As any drunk driver will tell you, when you're drunk, You Can Do Anything!