My Abduction\Time Travel Experience

Whether it's true or not, it would be great information for a job interview. "I type 90 words per minute, and oh yeah in the future i'm gonna be an alien and come back to 1992 and abduct myself and do experiments on my body, but it won't be my body, it'll be my past body. Also, im very punctual and rarely use any sick time."

Originally posted by timedrifter
I was at work as a security guard in a somewhat remote location and was abducted by two typical grey ET
[edit on 15-2-2007 by timedrifter]

Is there anyone that can corroborate you were physically taken?

the two run of the mill grey et's could and if you wait a while, his future self will gladly corroborate the story.

in your travels did you come across Milton or Sleeper?

The shampoo abduction is so common and mundane these days that the aliens stopped using conditioner. now it's just a quick clean and blow dry and back to the farmhouse for you.

*Fade in from black on a kitchen with a large hairy blue man in an apron.*

'Welcome back to Cooking with Hank. In our next segment we are going to prepare a nice time travelling alien evolution story out of readily available ingredients from around the house.'

*audience oooohs*

'First, in a large mixing bowl, we take one part Disney's Flight of the Navigator. I like this because it has a quality of innocence but it's drawback is a saccarin aftertaste.'

*drops in the bowl*

'Next we need to beef this up with a bit of head scratching texture, so I will add a few cloves of '12 Monkeys'. I like this because it adds a nice nutty flavor to the mix, but you want to be careful not to add too much, because a little nutty is okay, but a lot will overpower the recipe and you will have to giveup.'

*drops in the bowl*

'Now the recipe calls for 20 minutes in the oven, but I think we bake this at 420 for only 10 minutes and let it set out so we get a nice hardening shell because we wouldnt want anything to damage the meat of our story.'

*puts in raw product and pulls our half-baked results*

'Thanks to the magic of the internet we can see our results without the wait!'

*audience ooohs*

'Now the hard part is selling it. With just a hint of dramatic flair we can make this palettable to many unsophisticated tongues, but most would agree that it is easier to swallow with a pinch of salt.'

*sprinkles on the flair and salt.*

'And there you have it! Next time on Cooking with Hank we will try our hand at creating a 100 layer birthday cake that collapses in on itself as soon as the candles are lit!'

*applause and fade out*

[edit on 16-2-2007 by HankMcCoy]

timedrifter, if you don´t mind answering a few questions...

How old are you?
Why do you make this thread if all the info already is posted in another thread?
Why do you suspect you were abducted by yourself possesing a grey´s body?
What do you believe/think is about to come upon us?

Thank you :-)

is it really an abduction if you take yourself? If so, I cannot wait to use that excuse the next time I have to explain where I was to my wife.

Sorry honey but I was abducted by my future self who knew that I needed to go out boozing with the boys or the whole time space continuum thing would implode, killing everyone instantly.

SloS13,
your as funny as starving children in third world countries.

amehrich,
so far I have a missing person report from the NYPD, I havent gotten a copy of myself but I am not running there to prove anything to anyone, anyone who is worth proving it to will get it I am sure.

Crakeur,
post 1) my future self has nothing to prove either trust me, it all comes at the mass landing.
post 2) I think you need to work on your comedy routine, you need to do more research in your hobby.

I think milton and sleeper are the same person and he eluded that direct exact question already, so I got my answer.

you know a time traveler can have the ultimate sense of humor indeed, imagine getting punked better than ashton from MTV ever could? cant wait.

HankMcCoy,
have you considered a career in entertainment, I know I would pay to see it the day after never.

Originally posted by tomra
timedrifter, if you don´t mind answering a few questions...

1) How old are you?
2) Why do you make this thread if all the info already is posted in another thread?
3) Why do you suspect you were abducted by yourself possesing a grey´s body?
4) What do you believe/think is about to come upon us?

Thank you :-)

1) I am 33 years old "in your reality"

2) this thread is on topic with ET, the other is all time travel, you have researched that to know already, now take my word for it.

3) because that is how I see it in my mind, that is my conclusion via cloudy and clear memories or visions.

4)I think undeniable ET disclosure, a mass landing and a concert/future expo will be here between now and 2012.

[edit on 16-2-2007 by timedrifter]

Originally posted by timedrifter
HankMcCoy,
have you considered a career in entertainment, I know I would pay to see it the day after never.

What a coincidence! That's the same date your story begins to make sense! Why [are] all these timetravellers always lacking in details that could verify the experience?


Edited for grammar

[edit on 16-2-2007 by HankMcCoy]

i belelieve that he is telling the truth because why would someone bull# about something like this. Why would he post it on a site with thousands of users. It seems hard to believe but i can believe this. Did you hear them talk. You were sent to a diffrent planet then how can you breath please give more explanations like why the aliens wanted you

HankMcCoy,
there is no pleasing you. your doing a great job making sense yourself here, BTW, what is sense and how do you make it?

Originally posted by s3b4k
i belelieve that he is telling the truth because why would someone bull# about something like this. Why would he post it on a site with thousands of users. It seems hard to believe but i can believe this. Did you hear them talk. You were sent to a diffrent planet then how can you breath please give more explanations like why the aliens wanted you

I do not think grays talk with sound, only telepathy, they are very standard bodies to me, no sexual organs, no food consumtion, all brains really.

In one of my interviews, I believe I said I was in my craft and it was split down the middle by a mother ship I was not familiar with and I was stranded and exposed to raw space and I recall other episodes of proving it and being surprised with it, but not sure that applies everywhere, I think in our solor system for the most part you can breath, I feel confident about the moon and other neighboring planets.

and you other people stop nit picking at my grammer!, you bunch of little ms. perfects!





[edit on 16-2-2007 by timedrifter]

they brought me to a mothership where there was many other types of beings

Can you describe the other aliens that you saw? How many were there?

Originally posted by SkyWay

they brought me to a mothership where there was many other types of beings

Can you describe the other aliens that you saw? How many were there?

there were human types and hybrid mixes, but a wider spectrum of colors, there where grays (all shapes and sizes), possibly eben's (from serpo.org), lizard types, dog type beings, androids, machine like robots mostly small, but that was just the mother ship, there are way more types of beings in the universe, I do not think I have seen them all yet, but thats the plan for the future, myself as well as the time travel volunteers and envoys help with this stuff too. but I will ponder as much as I can, I also think the cupachabra are man made "machines" as well

For anyone thinking Timedrifter is the next BIG DEAL A.K.A sleeper is getting old..click on "find posts" on any of his posts and start reading from his first..if you are still interested afterwards good luck to you...for that matter try the same with Sleeper..

Originally posted by timedrifter
Can you describe the other aliens that you saw? How many were there? there were human types and hybrid mixes, but a wider spectrum of colors, there where grays (all shapes and sizes), possibly eben's (from serpo.org), lizard types, dog type beings, androids, machine like robots mostly small, but that was just the mother ship, there are way more types of beings in the universe, I do not think I have seen them all yet, but thats the plan for the future, myself as well as the time travel volunteers and envoys help with this stuff too. but I will ponder as much as I can, I also think the cupachabra are man made "machines" as well

Wow! I had not heard about "dog type" aliens. What did they look like? How tall? Were they covered with fur? Were there many other people there besides yourself?

[edit on 16-2-2007 by SkyWay]

Were the dog aliens capable of licking themselves? Is there any possibility they could modify my genes so I could do that too?

This thread keeps getting sadder and sadder. It's either sad that you have such a mental deficiency to believe what you are saying, or sad that you have made all of this up in hopes of getting some sort of notoriety here.

Originally posted by CthulhuRising
For anyone thinking Timedrifter is the next BIG DEAL A.K.A sleeper is getting old..click on "find posts" on any of his posts and start reading from his first..if you are still interested afterwards good luck to you...for that matter try the same with Sleeper..

het CthulhuRising I like your demonic satan worshiping screen name, hey everyone, worship satan, not sleeper!!

Originally posted by SkyWay
Wow! I had not heard about "dog type" aliens. What did they look like? How tall? Were they covered with fur? Were there many other people there besides yourself?

they were about as tall as us mostly and they had plenty of fur, they growl when they talk, most of them I think anyway.

Originally posted by SloS13
Were the dog aliens capable of licking themselves? Is there any possibility they could modify my genes so I could do that too?

This thread keeps getting sadder and sadder. It's either sad that you have such a mental deficiency to believe what you are saying, or sad that you have made all of this up in hopes of getting some sort of notoriety here.

well I guess I should stick my lttle tail between my legs and run like a frightened little puppy now, well with that said, I am glad I have your attention on this thread that is getting sadder and sadder, yet you stick around, so now who is sad? look at the forum your at homeboy or homegirl, did you come for the circus show too? ........I knew it.

Originally posted by timedrifter

Originally posted by CthulhuRising
For anyone thinking Timedrifter is the next BIG DEAL A.K.A sleeper is getting old..click on "find posts" on any of his posts and start reading from his first..if you are still interested afterwards good luck to you...for that matter try the same with Sleeper..

het CthulhuRising I like your demonic satan worshiping screen name, hey everyone, worship satan, not sleeper!!

Your background on cthulhu is almost as good as your background on the typical grey LoL..

they were about as tall as us mostly and they had plenty of fur, they growl when they talk, most of them I think anyway.

Then the dog-type aliens don't communicate by telepathy as the grays do. It must be impossible to communicate with them then if they growl. Do the dog-types have paws or hands with fingers? Do they have large canine teeth?

CthulhuRising, hey listen buddy, I like metallica too, that song is awsome, but seriously, I read my share on cthulhu, it is some protector of some secret, but remember where you are skeptic, at a UFO forum, I guess you got the free tickets to the circus show tonight huh?

all hail cthulhurising! the UFO/Alien/Time Travel/space travel/conspiracy expert, come get your knowledge of the truth here!!!

Originally posted by SkyWay
Then the dog-type aliens don't communicate by telepathy as the grays do. It must be impossible to communicate with them then if they growl. Do the dog-types have paws or hands with fingers? Do they have large canine teeth?

I think the dog beings are fine with telepathy and they can smell your soul too, they have thumbs so the hands work, yes the teeth are intimidating.

I should have replied earlier but I thought this topic would drop off.

NIS does not investigate IRS. NIS is Naval Investigative Service.

All I see here is you trying to be another John Titor.

I held a Top Secret Weapons clearance by the way and also a PRP.
My loyalties are with the USA I would not have gotten the clearance if it were other wise