The Religious Fundamentals, brought to you by Landover Baptist

I don't know if everyone has seen this, but I thought you might want to check it out.

www.landoverbaptist.org...

Some of my favorite articles

Science doesn't make any sense

"We don't know how He does it," said Landover Junior High School teacher, Mrs Doris Whitaker, "but Jesus changes the colors of the leaves on the trees during the Fall (a season named after the fall of man from Eden, which had no autumn colors). No science book will tell you that. But it is clear that Jesus is behind the pretty colored leaves that drop off the trees as piles of trash on your lawn! Why else are only the Christmas trees left green? So they can be decorated on His birthday, that's why! Praise!"

WWF- A Hotbed of Latent Homosexuality

These sweaty men in tight women’s underwear who can’t keep their hands off each other may be fooling the unsaved world, but they're not fooling Jesus. For nearly 50 years, Satan and The World Wrestling Federation have been conditioning the human race to think nothing of a ringside seat to gawk at perversion. Before lustful, screaming fans, depraved sissies on steroids flirt with each other, taunt each other, play hard to get, and ultimately allow themselves to be touched in places unthinkable to Christian men.

And my all time favorite,

Whose God is More Vicious- Take the Quiz

Is it the fictional Moslem god called "Allah" or the real Christian God of the Holy Bible? Answer questions correctly to prove you know whose God is more vicious. After taking the quiz, you can find explanations of the correct answers by clicking here

Check it out, it's pretty fun.

I'm not even going to take the quiz it's funny enough as is.

The Undertaker a sissie, i dont think so. :bnghd:

I thought it said Landroverbaptist, my bad i drive a landrover.

That site is just so wrong. It needs to be shut down.

Objective:Shutdown Landover Baptist!

Ah need good wiccan cooking recipies fur the refugees

and

Some pastors caught themselves a wiccan!!!

Originally posted by Nygdan
That site is just so wrong. It needs to be shut down.

Objective:Shutdown Landover Baptist!

yep
give them enough time
enough support
enough followers
and they could become a militant terrorist group
hell, they're rhetoric is worse than some of the most dangerous ones already

This is the funniest spoof I have ever seen. I don't mean to be insensitive to Christians, it's just that this website is so far out that I don't see how anyone could possibly think it represents anything real, and therefore I don't see how it could actually threaten any Christians.

Check this article out:

Caring staff of Landover

It's a real hoot!

[edit on 1/31/07 by wellwhatnow]

Originally posted by wellwhatnow
This is the funniest spoof I have ever seen. I don't mean to be insensitive to Christians, it's just that this website is so far out that I don't see how anyone could possibly think it represents anything real, and therefore I don't see how it could actually threaten any Christians.

Check this article out:

Caring staff of Landover

It's a real hoot!

[edit on 1/31/07 by wellwhatnow]

I gotta real laugh from that site as well. Some of the forum discussions , as well as the mini-sermons they have are hilarious. Good Stuff

But seriously,
How many discussions have we had in the F&S forum or the Creationsism forum where one side of the debate sounds just like the stuff from Landover Baptist, except they're being absolutely serious.

Like the ever arguments put forth in this thread
Top Ten Scientific Facts : Evolution is False and Impossible.

best article i ever read on landover baptist (can't find it now) had to deal with how noah and his family gathered all the different animals on ptera-back

www.landoverbaptist.org...

Wicca:
Intoxicated By Christian Blood!

Freehold, Iowa - In an act that can only be described as pure evil, a rabid young Wiccan girl wearing a black cape burst into the Landover Baptist 11 a.m. Sunday morning church service and flung the bloody carcass of a headless black cat across 297 pews. Pastor Deacon Fred ducked just in time as the abomination splashed into the baptismal pool, spattering chunks of animal flesh and water over the white robes of a horrified Christian Seniors Choir visiting from Des Moines. Pushing a frenzied crowd of screaming parishioners aside, Church ushers acted quickly and detained the Devil's harlot for questioning in the sanctuary basement before taking her to the furnace room.

God I love Landover Baptist

Originally posted by Rasobasi420
But seriously,
How many discussions have we had in the F&S forum or the Creationsism forum where one side of the debate sounds just like the stuff from Landover Baptist, except they're being absolutely serious.

Like the ever arguments put forth in this thread
Top Ten Scientific Facts : Evolution is False and Impossible.

i agree. many people on a/bts sound just like members of this insanely funamentalist sect. for some reason we put up with it...