911 Predicts Apocalypse.

The end is nigh my friends. I am the messenger of the apocalypse that will engulf the planet earth. You ask why and how I am aware of this event that will destroy humanity? I will explain:

I have discovered the secret numbered codes involved in everything. I invented alphabet-numerical science. From simply assigning a number to each letter from the alphabet a secret code is unveiled which can predict the future. The use of other numbers is vital to this science since the code is everywhere. A = 1, B = 2 etc.. I shall now shock you with my recent discovery:

Take the letters from GEORGE BUSH and assign each its numerical value the sum of these integers is 107.

GEORGE BUSH = 107

The Pentagon has five sides and the Two Towers were destroyed on September 11.

PENTAGON = 5

TWO TOWERS = 2

911 = 911

Take the letters from the word BIBLE, assign their alphabet-numerical scientific integers and you have 28.

BIBLE = 28

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So 107 (GEORGE BUSH) x 5 (PENTAGON) x 2(TWO TOWERS)
= 1070

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1070 + 911
= 1981

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1981 + 28 (BIBLE)
= 2009.

The nucleur apocalyse will come in 2009 and we shall all burn in the fires of hell and death. The end is nigh. Watch out.

[edit on 31-1-2007 by superpaul55]

Originally posted by superpaul55
I invented alphabet-numerical science.

When I read the above quote, is exactly the time I stopped reading.

[edit on 31-1-2007 by SWAT Life]

Do not fray from the path my friend or you shall pass the truth in the woods.

OK. What happens if you use George Walker Bush? That adds a 70 to your equation. I just did my name...it came out to be 172. Does that mean I'll live to 172 years old?

Originally posted by superpaul55
Do not fray from the path my friend or you shall pass the truth in the woods.

Ok let me throw a wrench in your entire theory... you say there was 2 towers destroyed on 911, but there was actually 3. Technicaly there was more.. but.. mainly 3. WTC 1,2,7.

Game over.. try again.

[edit on 31-1-2007 by SWAT Life]

I give you Homer Simpson's calulations which accurately predict the end of the world

* Homer's original doomsday calculations

12-333×666=
(a×b²)>2=7
(2+2b²)-144,000
-0=3 15 05 18 (which he changes to 3:15, 05/18)

en.wikipedia.org...'s_Doomsday


Did you just watch this Simpsons episode?

Originally posted by SWAT Life

Originally posted by superpaul55
Do not fray from the path my friend or you shall pass the truth in the woods.

Ok let me throw a wrench in your entire theory... you say there was 2 towers destroyed on 911, but there was actually 3. Technicaly there was more.. but.. mainly 3. WTC 1,2,7.

Game over.. try again.

[edit on 31-1-2007 by SWAT Life]

Just to play DA. If we take 1,2, 3,4,5,6,& 7. That adds 4 more to his/her equation. That would be 2013. Darn, I wanted it to come out to 2012. Oh well.

Edit; OOPs...actually it's 5 more because I forgot he forgot 7. That's 2014.

[edit on 1/31/2007 by Griff]

jajajaja man this whole post is wack.....sorry but it is.

no no ur all wrong his right the world will end someday