Announcing the AbovePolitics.com 2007 Elections for President of the United States!

Originally posted by Rockpuck
I would further more like to announce that through undisclosed sources that I believe true and liable, that thelibra has in fact been caught in sexual engagements with animals.

That is all.

Be carefull Rockpuck, remember your pledge to not slander other candidates.

As a candidate for this office, running on this website, I promise the following:

I will uphold the Terms & Conditions of AboveTopSecret.com at all times

I will conduct a campaign that focuses on issues

I will seek to always answer issue-based questions with direct honesty and integrity

I will not, through my actions, communicate libelous or slanderous statements or advertising messages directed toward other candidates in the primaries or general election

I will not, through my inaction, allow libelous or slanderous statements or advertising messages directed toward other candidates to be made on my behalf

I will participate in every debate and avail myself to questions from the general population

If selected in a primary election, I will accept the nomination to run for my party for The President of The United States and select a capable running mate for my Vice President

I understand that if I fail to live up to the higher standards described herein, I may voluntarily or forcibly be required to end my candidacy or Presidency if elected.


[edit on 25-2-2007 by whatukno]

Originally posted by Rockpuck
I would further more like to announce that through undisclosed sources that I believe true and liable, that thelibra has in fact been caught in sexual engagements with animals.

Human beings are animals, my wife is a human being, and we are expecting our first child this year. So I must admit the veracity of this claim. I have regular sex with a human female animal. And it's fantastic, I highly recommend you try it someday. (edit: but not with mine.)

Well, time to go make my bid official.

[edit on 2/25/2007 by thelibra]

Alright, so considering the candidate list has changed, again, I've
made an up-to-date list of the candidates and there respective parties.



Democrats:
gimmefootball400
The Vagabond
neformore

Green:
Infinite

Independant:

Libertarian:
Intrepid
GrimReaper797
Marduk
Truttseeker
Rockpuck

Reform:
Bodrul
xpert11
Cyber78
What U KNO
Yarcofin
The Borg
thelibra

Republican:
ThatsJustWeird
SemperFortis
Quicksilver

Socialist:
iori_Komei
df1
Odium

Unannounced:
Byrd
Maverickhunter

Originally posted by thelibra

Originally posted by Rockpuck
I would further more like to announce that through undisclosed sources that I believe true and liable, that thelibra has in fact been caught in sexual engagements with animals.

Human beings are animals, my wife is a human being, and we are expecting our first child this year. So I must admit the veracity of this claim. I have regular sex with a human female animal. And it's fantastic, I highly recommend you try it someday.

(edit: but not with mine.)

Well, time to go make my bid official.

[edit on 2/25/2007 by thelibra]

Apparently the historical joke went over every ones head. I apologize.

Ok now that its begun I just wanted to update everyone on who has currently officialy thrown in the hat into this race...


Candidate Declaration: iori_komei, Socialist
Candidate Declaration: xpert11, Reform
Candidate Declaration: Odium, Socialist
Candidate Declaration: thelibra, Reform
Candidate Declaration: infinite, Independent
Candidate Declaration: Rockpuck, Libertarian
Candidate Declaration: whatukno, Reform


Some realy good candidates here. I am sure there is going to be more! This is going to be a great race

I had a question about this process actually. When asked about our VP and cabinet, are we choosing our fellow ATS members, or are we nominating "real life" names, like Al Gore and such?

Originally posted by thelibra
I had a question about this process actually. When asked about our VP and cabinet, are we choosing our fellow ATS members, or are we nominating "real life" names, like Al Gore and such?

Can I choose Microsoft Sam as my running mate? He would be the first non living running mate ever

(wait he doesnt like me too much)

Originally posted by thelibra
I had a question about this process actually. When asked about our VP and cabinet, are we choosing our fellow ATS members, or are we nominating "real life" names, like Al Gore and such?

We choose another member.

Originally posted by whatukno
Can I choose Microsoft Sam as my running mate? He would be the first non living running mate ever

(wait he doesnt like me too much)

If we could choose computer programs, I'd choose Eliza. She'd be great at Press Conferences. I'd never have to worry about her saying something stupid or getting me in trouble!

Firefox doesn't seem to like the form. Why won't it load?

Originally posted by Maverickhunter
Firefox doesn't seem to like the form. Why won't it load?

Howdy friend. I had the same problem. You need to first log into PTS, then it will load the page. It's a small glitch in the authentication process.

Well since it seems that the independent option is now available it seems that I'll be leaving the Reform party to strike off on my own.

Originally posted by cyberdude78
Well since it seems that the independent option is now available it seems that I'll be leaving the Reform party to strike off on my own.

Cool. Good luck, Cyberdude. I'm sticking with the Reform Party, because I do actually believe in our platform.

Declaration page still isn't working for me.....

How long do we have to officially declare?

Originally posted by ThatsJustWeird
Declaration page still isn't working for me.....

How long do we have to officially declare?

You have to log into PTS first, make sure cookies are enabled, THEN visit the link.

Hey, I was wondering that I could make a site with one of my campaign members as long as I don't take any content from ATS. Can I do that? If I violate no copyright infringement laws?

I'm pretty sure you can Mav.

Considering thelibra has one.

So when are we going to be able to place the banner adds up for our campaigns? I got mine all ready and Im stoked to be able to put it up for all to see.

Just thought I'd post a list of all the current candidates whom have
stated their platforms and officially put there bid in for candidacy.


Democratic:
neformore
Maverickhunter


Independant:
Infinite
cyberdude78
truttseeker
SteveR
BennyHill
queenannie38


Libertarian:
Uisge Baugh
Intrepid


Reform::
thelibra
xpert11
jimmy1880
whatukno
TheBorg
bodrul


Republican:
SpeakerofTruth


Socialist:
iori_komei
df1
Odium

[edit on 3/12/2007 by iori_komei]

The world isn't ready for a hero, or not even that - not ready for someone who can bring America back from the dead.

The members on this forum may, and a few other forums, but that's only a few thousand - and as much as it's a shame to admit most people don't even see the failings of America (except the war, which they still don't even understand).

And whether or not you like it, your society, and many others are based around not discriminating, and not offending - and those two factors weaken a country, and make it impossible for it to regain any form of credibility.

I believe America won't find the suitable President that can bring America back to its former pre-1960 glory; and therefore, I think America will just be absorbed by its neighbours.