Dumbest questions ever

Well a friend of mine asked me

What time does 7-11 close?

I think they would listen to Tupac Shakur, or 50 cent.
I could seem them bumping in this ships with the subs rippin in the back.
Deep

if evolution is true, then how come horses exist?

In my history class one of the drama nerds who is just absolutely retarded asked my teacher if she got her hair cut. My teacher said, "No I just took a hot shower and my hair shrunk." The drama nerd says,"That can happen?" Trust me it was sincere to, it's not like she was joking.

I laughed so hard I almost fell on the floor.

What's the dumbest question you've ever heard?

Originally posted by StationsCreation
Every time you have a massive gashing wound and someone says, "Did that hurt?"

I get asked this about every tattoo I have. The answer: Yes it #!ng hurt!

What type of [inanimate object] would you be?

Originally posted by Fry2
What's the dumbest question you've ever heard?

I don't know Fry, what's the dumbest question you've ever heard?

That was not a question. It was my answer

Originally posted by kaoszero
I'm still a fan of something like this:

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: I dunno, what time is it?

You just can't beat the kind of moron who answers a question with the same question you asked.

I know Fry, I know...

Originally posted by Lysergic
What type of [inanimate object] would you be?

I forgot about this one. I'll stick with my answer: Jessica Albas dildo!

I forgot about this one. I'll stick with my answer: Jessica Albas dildo!

Jessica Alba's *drools* dildo *drools even more*.

just kidding. Great response I'll have to think of a stupid question.

ow about when your grieving at a funeral of an immediate family member and someone says, "How are you feeling?"

Are all mushrums in a shape of an umbrella because they grow in rainy areas?

DCIS Agent to me:

"Is it true you sold weapon technology to Saddam Hussein?"

I remember seeing someone post, "What does ATS stand for?"

But I've often missed the obvious and asked stupid questions myself.

" where is the any key"

"There is no stupid question, but there's a lot of inquisitive idiots."

Hey, I just saw a nice list of stupid question there hehehe. I got the "Did it hurt?" a lot too.
One stupid question I heard often, when getting arrested by the police:

"Is that your car?"

Like, do he think I'll really answer "No Officer, I just stole it 3 streets from here."

Or when you call tech support, and they're like "Can I help you?"

No you freaking IDIOT I just called and waited online 10 minutes JUST FOR FUN!

Originally posted by junglejake
What's the dumbest question you've ever heard?

I have to admit that question isn't too bright.

Me : 'I've lost my car keys'.

Friend : 'Well where did you have them last?'.