Ask Aliens Anything

I was reading thru some very long and useless bashing off topic threads and it got me to thinking...some people say using techniques they "talk" to aliens so ...
What questions would you people ask the aliens?
If you can "talk" with the aliens what have they told you to do or asked you?
I would probably ask them something that would bennifit all mankind.
I am sure someone would ask something that I wouldnt have thought about so I thought ifI created a new thread everyone could ask the burning questions in their minds.

You present a goos quewstion and i will start witha few.

1) why have u not shown your selves in a meaning full way.
2) why are you here in the first place.
3)what is your system of governmnet.
4)do you have religion as we undewrstand it?
5) what is YOUR planet like?
6) what other forms of life are on your planet, ie-insects, small rodents, mammals,reptiles,birds, othe types that are not here.

I guess I would ask them, what's up with all the animal and human abductions? That would probably be my first one, i would need to think more on the rest.

I have a few questions of my own so I will add more when I feel the need.

What should humans eat and drink and why?
Humans make waste/trash what should we do with it how can we dispose of it properly to help the environment?

Comon you know you want to ask aliens something so just post your questions here and we can discuss/reflect, and if you talk with the aliens maybe next time you see them ask them these and post whatever they reply with.

I think after asking the obvious questions like who are you and where do you come from, the next question would have to be:

Did you guys loose anything back in 1947?

I would ask them to collect "all things that are or could be used as weapons of mass distruction" and dispose of them safely.

Ask Aliens Anything

Why is it so cold in my apartment? I realize that it is December, but it is also 50 degrees fahrenheit outside.



Okay, now for the real questions.

Why mutilate cattle?

Why the probings?

Why bother coming to Earth?

The answers to these simple questions should be interesting.

Can I have the spaceship keys please

Originally posted by skitzo
Can I have the spaceship keys please

LOL
if the ufo even has keys they probably wouldnt let you drive.

some good questions so far, hey any questions are welcome even for the keys to the ufo.

What do the aliens eat or drink?
What do the aliens do with the trash/waste they produce?

hopefully someone who actually talks with the aliens will post something here

I suppose i'd ask....what is your favorite beer and can I have a bottle of it?

Why do you mutilate animals and only poke and prod human beings?

What was so screwed up about your own world that you had to come and start messing around with ours?

Can you teach me to do that freezy/paralysis stuff on human beings cause I have some people I really want to mess with.

Who is the highest member of your species in the George Bush administration?

Can you poop? If not, does that explain your fascination with probes? Just trying to figure out what that holes for?

Whats a hot, sexy momma look like on your world? (Do I really want to know?)

Has your spaceship ever broken down way out in the intersteller boondocks and you had to call some cosmic version of a tow truck to drag your sorry butt home?

Can you laugh, or cry, or long for a desire so sweet it gives you the strength to get up every morning, just to keep your day dream alive?

Are you faster than a speeding bullet? (Just in case we ever actually meet)

Are you here to help us? If not, please leave. -OH btw, I'll make you a list of folks to take with you if you'd like.

I would ask;
1.What my purpose in life really is?
2.What can I do to improve the earth?
3.Can I have any phyiscal evidence to show to the non believers?

An interesting idea.

I would ask..
-How does your spacecrafts propulsion work?
-What method of reproduction do ou have?
-How many other sentient species exist within 100LY?

Of course, than the one question I'd have to ask.
Can I, and a few others go with you and explore and
learn, and stuff?

If i could ask, what would i ask?

Firstly, i would show them my good taste of philoxenia (hospitality).
Are you thirsty?
Hungry?
Do you need anything?

Secondly,
strangers from distand planets, what wind brings you here?
Tell us about the place you come from
Tell us about your customs
Tell us about your kins
What's the purpose of your arrival?
Do you bring good or bad news with you?

Thirdly,
I would explain to his everything about my country and world and i would answer to them any questions they might have.
In return i would ask about their thoughts.

To end,
Are you going to stay here on planet earth?
If not, let me send you off with a gift (its secret)

If ''yes'', there will always open a door for you as long as you do not bite, do not steal and no beggars ask for my help.

Well my first question would be;

Is Michael Jackson one of your species? if so can you take him back?

2: Do laser guns really go PEW PEW PEW?

3: How do your spacecraft work?

4: Are you really at war with the reptilians?

Thats all.

I would definitely ask for a ride around at least the solar system, if not more, maybe with a sort of tour guide who would tell interesting things about each planet as we went around it. I would also ask for a souvenir. Something i have always thought about too is moving to a new planet. that would be awesome so maybe i would ask if its possible and how one would go about doing it. I've always felt like i didnt belong here (earth)

You know why the Graze hollow out the anal cavities of cattle?

That's where they get all their B.S. from.

Ok, that was bad, sorry.

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Here's what I would ask:

Why do all the people in alleged contact with you never seem to be all there?

How will you feel when all your plans for Humanity come to nought?

How much EM force is needed to break a dimensional barrier?

Would you please keep the noise down in your underground/underwater bases?

How exactly do you create an electromagnetic grid wave?

Could you please provide the schematics and material needed to create an ionized beam weapon that can disintegrate your vessels when appearing in the 3rd dimension?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could create an Einstein-Rosen Bridge and transport himself everywhere in the omniverse in zero-time?

[edit on 12/29/2006 by Arm Of Geddon]

Originally posted by Hal9000
I think after asking the obvious questions like who are you and where do you come from, the next question would have to be:

Did you guys loose anything back in 1947?

did you know that the roswell files were declassified on tv?

and they explained everything about it..and showed stuff..interesting stuff about it

it could be a disinfo-disinfo though..but it all seemed plausible

I would respectfully request a one-way ticket out of here. I didn't agree to any of this #, I was just born into it.

1 - They are here to make genetic experiments and pull out human genes to repair their physical weaknesses.

2- If they want to talk to you, they put an implant to your ear or brain and talk to you by that way.They do this with a satellite or space ship at the orbit.Army personnel who is in contact with aliens know this and about the satellite.



Any questions ?