Bush Forms New Alliance

Sumo wrestler Musashimaru, a 463-pounder who escorted the U.S. Olympic delegation in the opening ceremony in Nagano, Japan, was asked what he eats. He replied: "Anything in the way."

What a shame the warmonger didn't happen cross his path. Musashimaru should have sat on the bastard while he had the chance.

That yokozuna's got more stomach than any world leader has ever had, hehe