Pick-up Lines

I just want everyone to give their worst (or best) pick-up lines that they've heard, or used.

Do any of you use them? or not?

GO ALL-OUT. I've heard some bad ones. Let me see if anyone could match or go worse...

"Someone call the fire department, because this girl is making me HOT, HOT, HOT!!!
Something like that...

Let's hear 'em!

I know alien would never use this one, and I apologize for it seeing the light of day here.

Silver-tongued Maori male sees stunning tanned blonde on the beach ahead and approaches.

"You are so brown, you look like you have some Maori in you," says he.

"No," says she.

"Oh," says he. "Do you want some?"

[Edited on 28-11-2003 by MaskedAvatar]

Aren't you tired, baby?

No? WHy?

Cause you've been running through my mind all day....

*bling bling bling*

"Hi!" (smiling) --(good)

Hey, did it hurt?
["Did what hurt?"]
When you fell from Heaven --(fairly lame)

Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much. --(get ready for the slap)

I dont use pickup lines.

Only loosers use pickup lines.

that was pretty damn sublte ocelot. I like it. I like it...

Nice boots.
Wanna f*ck?

I actually used that once. We wound up dating for almost a year.

-B.

Originally posted by ktprktpr
that was pretty damn sublte ocelot. I like it. I like it...

LOL! Thanx. Im always subtle.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

ba da boom!



Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!



Bond. James Bond.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

:bnghd:

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!


Thanks folks Im here all week!!


Mark

[Edited on 28-11-2003 by MarkosOrrealus]

I think two of those pick lines were presented just posts ahead....

this is not really a pickup line its just a "way" i guess. pull your pants down and walk up to her and tell her you have a snake bite on your wee wee and you need her to suck out the posion.

also another good pick up line is a little sleeping pill in her drink. that one usually works.

A lot of those were really good. Some were lame...

That one about sucking snake venom out of your wee-wee... I think that was mentioned in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, on Emotion 98.3 (the radio). I thought that was hilarious!

Keep those lines coming!!!

never played it. didnt like gta3.

How about a 'Not' pick up line...

Sorry I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.

Here's 20p call your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight

Hey baby, that's a great outfit...

It'd look even better on my floor...

Do you have any children?
No...
Do you wanna try and make some?

Nice boots.
Wanna f*ck?

I actually used that once. We wound up dating for almost a year.

If "Wanna #?" is mentioned by a woman anywhere in a pick up line.....the answer is usually Yes from a guy....

Excuuuuse me baby....
Are your pants made of mirrors???
Cause I can see myself in 'em.......


(DISCLAIMER: Pick-up-artist must be wearing a leisure suit and have at least 3 gold medallions of chains while attempting this line. Results may vary. Face injury incurred by repeated open palm slaps while attempting this line are not the fault of the writer. )

while ever i got a face you will have somewhere to sit.

Not that she needed a line, but I knew a girl that would ask someone their name, then freak out and say "Omigod, I have your name tatooed on my ass"

They'd say she was full of it. She'd bet them a drink that she did, then show them her ass.

"YOUR NAME"

FYI - Her real name was "Baby" so this was like the smartest thing this girl ever did.

Wow... I think Steve-O has the exact same thing on his ass.