How hot is Hell

If this was posted before, I apologize. I thought this was rather clever. Maybe someone can argue this or maybe it just brings a smile to your face. I did not write this and if I knew who did then I would give them the credit.



How Hot Is It In Hell?

(a true story)

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his
graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic
(gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your
answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is
compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and
the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these
religions state that if you are not a member of their religion,
you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to
Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure
in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as
souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1). If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2). Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will
drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan
during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell
before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I
still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her,
then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

No argument from me that it's truly funny, but Snopes has different to say regarding it validity....

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That's cool, thanks darklanser. Next time I be checking at SNOPES. Still a good story, true or not.

Hahaha!!! That's pretty funny.

I think you should as a Christian repugnant. They seem to be experts at this type of thing.

Hell is a cold, karst wasteland.

Good thing I don't believe in it.

Colonel, leave it at the mudpit. You brainless, unprovoked aggression has no place in a board like this

Pretty funny, I especially enjoyed the last bit

Colonel,

you don't have to worry about hell matey.

you would melt it down.

Originally posted by darklanser
No argument from me that it's truly funny, but Snopes has different to say regarding it validity....

www.snopes.com...

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Shedding light on Urban Myths since 1995

DAMN THEM SMART ASS SNOPES BASTARDS!!

[Edited on 11-18-2003 by groingrinder]

hehehe, nice answer.

Originally posted by CosmicKitty
Hell is a cold, karst wasteland.

Good thing I don't believe in it.

I concur. I enjoyed reading the original post, it seems to make plenty of sense to a cynic like myself.

Isnt Hell in Michigan ?

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by smirkley]

Nice Post! 'grin'

It really makes one think, humans don't go there, but their spirits only "humor me i don't believe in Hell however im enjoying this post". If spirits go to hell theoretically according to Jesus himself, there is no more pain or need to to do humanly things, which brings me to the question of what would be the point of having a hell unless God is a sadomasicist. And those are my thoughts on hell...

Hell is other people

My physics teacher showed us this last semester, still laugh at it though when i read it.