What happened to William?

Settle Down Everyone.

William's not going anywhere, he's just "stepping back"

I am sure that he will announce it when he is ready.....

So does that mean ATS/BTS is looking for a new Administrator then?!

As you are meaning DR's (DisturbedRanter) latest bullsh1t tirade. As usual its all wrong. All it got from Admin were some hearty laughs.

If you have any doubts that it is his usual crap then just ask any of the so-called "banned" members mentioned in the email from yesterday who are currently able to post on the site. All except 1 are here.

Oh and DR himself and assorted fluff heads, but we all knew that.

It's good to take DisturbedRanters emails with a touch of salt, you never really get the truth.

Originally posted by kukla
If any of you have a subscription to a certain frequent commentary, delivered via email, I'd advise you check the latest version.

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

AFTER A HOSTILE TAKEOVER I AM NOW THE SUPREME SKEPTIC OVERLORD OF THIS BOARD.

ALL SHALL BOW TO ME.

HAIL KANO!
HAIL THE GREAT MAN!
HAIL!



Either that, or William is just gettin busy with work etc.
Damned real life always getting in the way.

Originally posted by Kano
AFTER A HOSTILE TAKEOVER I AM NOW THE SUPREME SKEPTIC OVERLORD OF THIS BOARD.

ALL SHALL BOW TO ME.

HAIL KANO!
HAIL THE GREAT MAN!
HAIL!



Either that, or William is just gettin busy with work etc.
Damned real life always getting in the way.

WTF!?

IS WILLIAM GONE???


PLEASE TELL ME I AM WRONG!!!

IS THIS CAUSE OF DR??!

forget that guy I WANT WILLIAM BACK!!!

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY 'DR'

IT IS ALL ABOUT ME, I AM THE NEW MASTAH.




Actually, William is busy at the moment, with work and so forth, and doesnt have as much time to spend replying to all your little love u2u's.

BE AMAZED!!!

YOU AR EXPERIENCING AN ANTIPODEAN TAKEOVER...

ALL YOUR BEERS BELONG TO US!

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

In the resulting power vacuum the Antipodean rebel alliance have taken control.

The first thing to change will be the language.

1 You are to great everyone with the term "Mate" Like Gees mate how are ya" or "didjahaveagoodwekend mate"

2 all females are now to be called "sheila"

So practice the following "Gidday mate, hows ya sheila, is she still on the rag?"

3 learn to spik the following Antipodean phrases by heart...

Milbun - Capital of Victoria
Peck - To fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - Chemical which kills insects
Pigs - For hanging out washing
Pug - Large animal with curly tail
Nin tin dough - Computer game
Munner stroney - Soup
Min - Male of the species
Mess Kara - Eye makeup
McKennock - Person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - Foam produced from soap
Lift - Departed
Kiri Pecker - Famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - Potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - Pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas Carol
Inner me - Enemy
Guess - Vapour
Fush - Marine creatures
Fitter cheney - Type of pasta
Ever cardeau - Avocado
Fear hear - Blonde
Ear - Mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - Exercise at gym
Duffy cult - Not easy
Amejen - Visualise
Day old chuck - Very young poultry
Bug hut - Popular recording
Bun button - Been bitten by an insect
Beard - A place to sleep
Chully bin - Esky
Sucks peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zealand - An extinct airline
Beers - Large savage animals found in U.S. forests
One doze - Well known computer program
Sex - One less than seven
Iggs ecktly - Precisely
Beggage chucken - Place to leave your luggage at the earport


[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

To aid in the transition to a the Antipodean Alliances new board, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1
You should look up "Antipodean" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary".

2
Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".

3
There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.

4
You should learn to distinguish between the English and New Zealand or Australian accents. It really isn't that hard.

5
Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys.

6
You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

7
You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game

The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football,m called RUGBY.

Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.

8
You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 98.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "sh*t".

9
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

Originally posted by Netchicken
BE AMAZED!!!

YOU AR EXPERIENCING AN ANTIPODEAN TAKEOVER...

ALL YOUR BEERS BELONG TO US!

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

Thief!! you stole me booze LOL ask next time!

NEW BOARD LOGO:

Errr but we aint all from Australia sorry Kano

I KNOW AND IT PAINS ME GREATLY.

BUT THERE WILL SOON BE RESTRICTIONS ON NORTHERN HEMISPHERE ACTIVITY ON THE BOARD. YOU WILL ALL HAVE TO PASS AN ANTIPODEAN TEST.

YOU MUST GET AT LEAST 3 ALF STEWARTS OUT OF 5 TO PASS.

If you aint from the antipodies then you are a minion. We will have instructions for you to follow soon. In the meantime put some more beers in the fridge.

[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Netchicken]

I've watched nearly every episode of Neighbours ever, does that count?

Originally posted by Zzub
I've watched nearly every episode of Neighbours ever, does that count?

Never seen neighbours but i like Russel Crowe and Hugh Jackman movies.

It's a " coup d'�tat ".

All the traitor and traitress are gonna die very very painfully. My armies are now in DEFCON 1 and are heading straight to the Rebell.

Who's with me ?

Rules 4 and 8 appeal to me.

I welcome our new antipodean overlords. You will need a Brit to help round up all the frenchies when the time comes. I'm your man

All hail the mighty ants! errrr... aussies.

I hope William's BS overdose is cured soon and he is able to return.


Peace,
BG

Originally posted by beergoggles
All hail the mighty ants! errrr... aussies.

I hope William's BS overdose is cured soon and he is able to return.


Peace,
BG

Yeah, me too

But I am also going to support him as a person in any decision he makes.