a guy...

walks into a bar

ouch

hahahahaha

i'm not funny

*skulks away*

Hey that is pretty funny. Dont feel bad.

A guy walks into the bar....

The bartender says he'll pay anyone $50 if he can make his donkey laugh....

The guy walks up and says "I'll take that bet!"

The bartender walks him to the back and tells him the donkey is behind a certain door. The guy walks in and closes the door. Moments later, the donkey is laughing like crazy...

The bartender is astonished, but pays the guy $50. "Okay, I guess that's over...but I'll bet $50 nobody can make my donkey cry..."

The guy again says, "I'll take that bet!"

Once again, he goes in, closes the door, and moments later, the donkey is crying loudly...

The bartender speaks up, after paying the second bet, "Okay, I gotta know, how did you do it?"

The guy responds, "Well, to make him laugh...I told him that mine was bigger than his!"

The bartender chuckles...."Yep, that'd do it, so how did you make him cry?"

The guy responds..."I showed him...."

Originally posted by Gazrok
A guy walks into the bar....

The bartender says he'll pay anyone $50 if he can make his donkey laugh....

The guy walks up and says "I'll take that bet!"

The bartender walks him to the back and tells him the donkey is behind a certain door. The guy walks in and closes the door. Moments later, the donkey is laughing like crazy...

The bartender is astonished, but pays the guy $50. "Okay, I guess that's over...but I'll bet $50 nobody can make my donkey cry..."

The guy again says, "I'll take that bet!"

Once again, he goes in, closes the door, and moments later, the donkey is crying loudly...

The bartender speaks up, after paying the second bet, "Okay, I gotta know, how did you do it?"

The guy responds, "Well, to make him laugh...I told him that mine was bigger than his!"

The bartender chuckles...."Yep, that'd do it, so how did you make him cry?"

The guy responds..."I showed him...."

BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Knock knock?

I'll bite....who's there?

Originally posted by Gazrok
I'll bite....who's there?

Sorry wrong house!

Originally posted by drunk

Originally posted by Gazrok
I'll bite....who's there?

Sorry wrong house!

HI-O!

A naked blonde walk into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a 3 ft salami under the other arm. She walk up to the bar, sits the poodle down and the bartender says, "So, I guess you won't be needing a drink.." The naked blonde says, "..................................."

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The unfinished joke from the 80's hit movie. The Breakfast Club.

This has bugged me for years!!! What could the punchline be?????????????

Anybody???

A gut walks into a bar, he sees a very large jar full of money. he asks the bartender how he can get it. The bartender says, you have to do three (3) things. one (1) knock out the fattest guy in the room and the strongest guy in the room with one (1) punch. so he does both and says ok what next. Now pull out my rotwilers loose tooth, it's been bothering him for weeks, and do my grandmother, she hasnt seen loving in a long time. so he leaves and comes back later, covered in black fur and says, ok where's the grandmother with the loose tooth?

All right.

A guy runs into a bar, panting and sweating. Hurriedly, he sits at the bar, calls the bartender over, and shouts "Bartender! Gimme five shots of your best whiskey, and please hurry!"

Obligingly, the bartender pours five shots of his most expensive whiskey for the panicked-looking guy, who gulps them down furiously.

The guy sighs, and says "Three more! And step on it!".

The bartender pours three more shots, and the guy slams them down just as before.

Concerned, the bartender asks, "What's wrong, man? Why are you in such a hurry?"

The man bows his head and says "You'd be in a hurry too, if you had what I have."

The bartender is stricken with empathy. "Sorry to hear that... what is it you have?"

The guy says "a buck fifty."

Originally posted by darklanser
A naked blonde walk into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a 3 ft salami under the other arm. She walk up to the bar, sits the poodle down and the bartender says, "So, I guess you won't be needing a drink.." The naked blonde says, "..................................."

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The unfinished joke from the 80's hit movie. The Breakfast Club.

This has bugged me for years!!! What could the punchline be?????????????

Anybody???

There is no punchline. Jud Nielson (Bender) made it up.

A square knot takes a bowline to a rope bar. They step up to the bar and says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve square knots here, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

The square knot gets frustrated, ruffles his hair and replies, "I'm afraid not."


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frayed knot

I guy name Deep walks into the bar, and walks out with 20 strippers and a texas mickey of Crown Royal.

Deep