The Duracell Rabbit Conspiracy. Click Here.

It has recently come to my knowledge about the menace of the Durcell Rabbit. I shall explain:

There have been claims of a planet inhabited by a population of rabbits light years away, their technology is greater than ours and have achieved the unachievable. It is considered unlikely the rabbits will visit earth in my lifetime, I find this exceptionally hard to deal with. However I have recently found the truth and can explain in deep detail the actions of the world in the last 50 years in terms of this rabbit.

The Duracell Rabbit came to this planet during World War 2 in a space craft, no one really cares how he got here in the space craft or any of the physics involved. Neither does anyone care about how he navigated across the Galaxy or his origins and how he came to be. However he is here, there is substantial proof if you look. He has impersonated many world leaders and is currently George Bush. The reason you do not know that he is George Bush is that he runs disinfomation campaigns, such as the Duracell company and its TV adverts. These have succesfully brainwashed the world, however you would not know this because you have been brainwashed. All the proof for this is there if you look. Nobody knows of the existence of his craft because it is hidden in area 51, where the public cannot go of course. He is also planning to take over the world, there is no reason for him to do this, he is just doing it because he is evil. He has no established plan except to enslave the human race, but he has no use for them after this so will simply kill everyone, this is because he is evil. But of course, you know none of this because he has covered it up, if you look hard enough however the truth will reveal itself. Many people have died trying to reveal the menace of the Duracell Rabbit, but of course they were killed and it was covered up so you are not aware of it. The menace of the Duracell Rabbit is real, it is just so well covered up. The Duracell Rabbit is in reality grey, not pink. I know this from a personal encounter with one of his agents outside an airforce base, I had no reason to be there, I just was and cannot tell you why for obvious reasons.

I ask you all to open your eyes and enlighten yourselves, for I can see it. However you cannot yet, only when you have read all the proof on the existence of the Duracell Rabbit and his intentions will you realise the danger you and your children are in.

Oh, your so gonna get banned.

Don't you mean the Energizer Bunny?

There is no Duracell Rabbit as far as I know...



[edit on 12/18/2006 by djohnsto77]

Well, at least you do something productive with all the free time you get sitting behind the computer in your parent's basement.....NOT!

I don't deserve to be banned. It sums up the alien global conspiracy in alternative terms. Why don't you question me on it and I will explain why it is true.

Dude, seriously this thread should be cremated, buried, and never talked about again.

I swear if this thread isn't locked in the next hour this forum has some serious issues.

Lord please help me. stuff like this just makes me believe less and less.

But who knows maybe theirs someone here who will entertain you.

Originally posted by djohnsto77
Don't you mean the Energizer Bunny?

There is no Duracell Rabbit as far as I know...



[edit on 12/18/2006 by djohnsto77]

actually there is, in europe they stole the idea and use the rabbit in all duracell spots

The Rabbits will take all our lettuce and the price of lettuce will skyrocket! oh the horror. We must get ready for this invasion!

I get his point, and that's what it's about, not the duracell rabbit.
But hey, what do you mean, that we UFO/Aliens believers is crasy?

[edit on 2006/12/18 by TrappedSoul]

His point is well taken, and he has offered more evidence than some others have recently.

He deserves a ban as much as AlienAgenda or Probedbygreys does. Neither of them are banned, so this thread should also be allowed to stay, if only on principle.

lol i was like not another one but i get what the poster means alright and have to agree

[edit on 18-12-2006 by PlayeR87]

Why do I deserve a ban? The story itself sums up the issues perfectly. I can completely prove everything involved in the Duracell Rabbit conspiracy just as well as you can prove the alien global conspiracy to me. So what crime have I commited to get banned? I don't think believers in UFO's are crazy, I do however strongly disagree with this blck helicopters / global dominance / greys rubbish that nobody round here except me seems to have a problem with. They are the reason that I look stupid when I try to talk to almost anyone about aliens and I dislike them.

[edit on 18-12-2006 by superpaul55]

[edit on 18-12-2006 by superpaul55]

Since you are bored, and you want to make jokes, try and go read up on these articles.

[Quote]The Duracell Rabbit came to this planet during World War 2 in a space craft, no one really cares how he got here in the space craft or any of the physics involved.[end quote]

Read these articles. mkaku.org...

mkaku.org...

These are some ideas on how interstellar travel can be achieved. Do you think you are more intelligent than this guy....Sucper Paul?

Actually the UFO phenomenon is not covered up at all. Plenty of credible witnesses come foward all the time. Witnesses like Gordon Copper, who was an astronaut, filmed a UFO land at a air force base sometime in the 50s. Before his death he talked about this incident all the time. The list goes on and on. If you want to make jokes about cover ups and conspiracies the religion forum is right down the hall.

[edit on 18-12-2006 by pompano]

[edit on 18-12-2006 by pompano]

[edit on 18-12-2006 by pompano]

I doubt seriously that you are going to get banned, but this thread should be moved to General Chit Chat or something.

No I don't believe I am more intelligent than this guy. I am just sick of these jokers coming on the site and "enlightening me" about "the grey menace".

You people just don't get it....you have to open your mind....

By envisioning a carrot while listening to Paul Anka records, you will raise your vibrational level high enough to communicate with the lettuce-munching little devils. I know this to be fact. I've been given a computer program that causes much consternation in humans, oh wait, that's just Windows.

Disclaimer: I am utterly hopeful we are not alone in this universe, nor are we always alone on this planet, my own eyes have shown me things I cannot explain in Earthly terms.

I totally understand what the op is saying in this thread and in other threads. Any bored twit can come on this forum, post a steaming pile of unsubstantiated twaddle culled from the latest bottom shelf books at the local used book shoppe, and be hailed as an enlightened hero.

So what are the usual responses to incredulous skepticism?...'you just don't get it'....'its so obvious!'.....'open your mind'....'there are other realities'...back the truck up; 'other realities'?...Ya'll need to wrap your head around the word reality. The root of the word should be your first clue.

Originally posted by Cito
The Rabbits will take all our lettuce and the price of lettuce will skyrocket! oh the horror. We must get ready for this invasion!

If that happens, they'll probably get e-coli and die.
Then it's "wabbit fwicassee" for everyone!!!

Mmmmmmmmmm.................wabbit!

I suggest you all have a look at the "believer syndrome" thread if you wish to understand this issue further.

Sure, their are many posters who come on here and post their ridiculous non-sense. Ignore it. You made light of a the question, how could they get here? I just gave you some possibilites.

[edit on 18-12-2006 by pompano]

I 100% beleive in this theory, those bunnys have some thing to hide, yes they do, always sneaking around, running from me if i go near them as they don't want me to know there secrets!.
I KNEW THEY WERE ALIENS! THEY NEED TO BE CUT OPEN AND EXPERIMENTED WITH LIKE THEY DO TO US, IM GOING TO CUT ONE OPEN NOW!