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BTS.music: The Twelve Days Of ATSmas...
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PODcast: The Twelve Days Of ATSmas...
From the poo flinger that gave us Twas The Night Before ATSmas... Another holiday
classic is twisted and preverted...
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[edit on 17/12/2006 by Mirthful Me]
The Twelve Days Of ATSmas…
On the first day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
A draft card from the Army.
On the second day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the third day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the fourth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the fifth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the sixth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the seventh day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the eighth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the ninth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the tenth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the eleventh day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Eleven Masons scheming,
Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the twelfth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Twelve saucers flying,
Eleven Masons scheming,
Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the first day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
A draft card from the Army.
On the second day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the third day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the fourth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the fifth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the sixth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the seventh day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the eighth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the ninth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the tenth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the eleventh day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Eleven Masons scheming,
Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
On the twelfth day of ATSmas my paranoia gave to me,
Twelve saucers flying,
Eleven Masons scheming,
Ten phones a-tapping,
Nine psychics scrying,
Eight shapes a-shifting,
Seven chads a-hanging,
Six grays a-probing,
Five suitcase nukes…
Four secret bases,
Three chemtrails,
Two chupacabras,
And a draft card from the Army.
That's it!
I'm contacting Bill O'Reilly!
This is definitely part of the conspiracy against christmas!
.
I'm contacting Bill O'Reilly!
This is definitely part of the conspiracy against christmas!
.
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