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God VS Chuck Norris

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DJMessiah

posted on Nov, 24 2006 @ 03:18 PM
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The only reason US thought Iraq had a weapon of mass destruction is because of Chuck Norris's visit there.

[edit on 24-11-2006 by DJMessiah]


Beelzebubba

posted on Nov, 26 2006 @ 07:12 PM
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.


kleverone

posted on Feb, 22 2007 @ 11:04 PM
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You really think that God wants to mess with that?

[edit on 22-2-2007 by kleverone]


DJMessiah

posted on Feb, 23 2007 @ 01:14 AM
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I like this one:

"Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush."



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