Party Invitation

To all of those, like me, that don't agree 100% with Colonels political views.

The Repugnant Cookout

qualifications

only one: Colonel has to call you a repugnant. True or not.

Activities

Woman beating competition

Homosexual harassment seminar

Lynching lessons and a hands on workshop!

Satanic rituals disguised as Christianity

Bobbing for bankrolls

and, of course Lying, Lying and more Lying!!

Menu

Roasted Babies

Steamed corn rows

Filet of Bill Clinton (or should I just call him Jesus?)

Potato farmer soup (or is it potatoe? )

RSVP



I think I covered most of the wild generalisations made against many of us here. If I missed any feel free to add. Thanks.

ROFL!

Can i come just so i can pick some people off with a sniper rifle?

You would be heavily outgunned. Those real Republicans as well as us accused are all very well armed.

Originally posted by Fry2
To all of those, like me, that don't agree 100% with Colonels political views.

The Repugnant Cookout

qualifications

only one: Colonel has to call you a repugnant. True or not.

Activities

Woman beating competition

Homosexual harassment seminar

Lynching lessons and a hands on workshop!

Satanic rituals disguised as Christianity

Bobbing for bankrolls

and, of course Lying, Lying and more Lying!!

Menu

Roasted Babies

Steamed corn rows

Filet of Bill Clinton (or should I just call him Jesus?)

Potato farmer soup (or is it potatoe?

)

RSVP



I think I covered most of the wild generalisations made against many of us here. If I missed any feel free to add. Thanks.

That was an absolute work of art. Thank you! One thing though, can I bring a date?

[Edited on 11/13/2003 by Seapeople]

Originally posted by Fry2
You would be heavily outgunned. Those real Republicans as well as us accused are all very well armed.

look at you people. Just cavortin' around, glorifying in your evilness.

No problem. We're all going to Hell anyway.

So says the prophet Colonel

Originally posted by Colonel
look at you people. Just cavortin' around, glorifying in your evilness.

I'll let you press the button

Well, I'm glad you finally realized it, Fry. SHeesh!

[Edited on 13-11-2003 by Colonel]

Colonel,
Your lack of a sense of humor is humorous in itself.
or

The fact that you can't tell that it was a joke is just a testament to your ignorance.

I have had this argument with you so many times it's getting stupid.
You need to realize that not everyone that disagrees with you is a republican. Also, not all republicans can be painted with the same brush.

Since you like to play the race card here is an analogy for you.

You are black.

All crack dealers I have ever seen are black.

Hence, Colonel is a crack dealer.

Do you get it yet or shall we beat you around the head and neck with reality for a bit longer?

edit: Speaking of reality. I'm not going to "hell" since I believe in neither heaven or hell.

[Edited on 13-11-2003 by Fry2]

Bah...wouldn't have had nukes if it wasn't for Republicans.... Ya'll would have spent the bucks on giving more money per kid to welfare moms, so they'd have even more babies who'd have to guess who their daddy's are?

Sign me up for the Secrets to Maintaining Multiple Mistresses seminar!

*sprinkles some more salt on his baby flesh....*

[Edited on 13-11-2003 by Gazrok]

You forgot the

Rush Limbaugh worship hour

How to smite a liberal lefty in less than a minute

Fox News sponsored barndance

Lee Greenwood appreciation night

Originally posted by Fry2
Colonel,
Your lack of a sense of humor is humorous in itself.
or

The fact that you can't tell that it was a joke is just a testament to your ignorance.

I have had this argument with you so many times it's getting stupid.
You need to realize that not everyone that disagrees with you is a republican. Also, not all republicans can be painted with the same brush.

Since you like to play the race card here is an analogy for you.

You are black.

All crack dealers I have ever seen are black.

Hence, Colonel is a crack dealer.

Do you get it yet or shall we beat you around the head and neck with reality for a bit longer?

edit: Speaking of reality. I'm not going to "hell" since I believe in neither heaven or hell.

[Edited on 13-11-2003 by Fry2]

Your moronic analogy doesn't apply here. To be a repugnant, you have to believe in the repugnant ideology---the spirit of Cain. So, this ISN'T about something that is unchangeable like race, moron. Its about CHOOSING to believe in a morally corrupt philosophy.

And just because YOU don't believe in Hell doesn't mean it doesn't exist...........................Hell-bound.


[Edited on 13-11-2003 by Colonel]

Yet one does choose to be a crack dealer. Moron
I don't believe in EVERYTHING the Republican party stands for. Moron
I don't beleive in everything the Democratic party stands for either. Moron
Especially, I don't agree with you. Moron

So I guess Santa Clause is real as well as the easter bunny....idiot.

Originally posted by Colonel

Originally posted by Fry2
Colonel,
Your lack of a sense of humor is humorous in itself.
or

The fact that you can't tell that it was a joke is just a testament to your ignorance.

I have had this argument with you so many times it's getting stupid.
You need to realize that not everyone that disagrees with you is a republican. Also, not all republicans can be painted with the same brush.

Since you like to play the race card here is an analogy for you.

You are black.

All crack dealers I have ever seen are black.

Hence, Colonel is a crack dealer.

Do you get it yet or shall we beat you around the head and neck with reality for a bit longer?

edit: Speaking of reality. I'm not going to "hell" since I believe in neither heaven or hell.

[Edited on 13-11-2003 by Fry2]

Your moronic analogy doesn't apply here. To be a repugnant, you have to believe in the repugnant ideology---the spirit of Cain. So, this ISN'T about something that is unchangeable like race, moron. Its about CHOOSING to believe in a morally corrupt philosophy.

And just because YOU don't believe in Hell doesn't mean it doesn't exist...........................Hell-bound.


[Edited on 13-11-2003 by Colonel]

Colonel Sanders

That argument is completely relavent. You lump all republicans in together. It is the same thing as lumping all black people as crack dealers. Are all black people crack dealers? Are all republicans evil? You can interchange the words in both arguments and still carry on in a conversation. Republicans are not all child molesters and democrats are not all rapists and liars. So sit down and think about what you say. A person is not definined by the political beliefs they have come to choose for themselves.

Ahh, but the barbeque is for evil republicans....

'scuse me, just on my way to the Rush Limbaugh worship hour.... I hear they're passing out his favorite pills! Woo Hoo!!!

*kicks a few bums on his way to the temple....*

oh i do love these little chats we all have. colonel we all know how you feel stop force feeding us your ideasl im choking on garbage you have fed us all ready

Originally posted by Gazrok
'scuse me, just on my way to the Rush Limbaugh worship hour.... I hear they're passing out his favorite pills

ahahahaha!

Him and O'reilly are gonna get drunk and shoot up.

Originally posted by Seapeople
Colonel Sanders

Are all black people crack dealers?

No.

Are all republicans evil?

Yes.

Republicans are not all child molesters

They sure have a tendency to lean that way.

and democrats are not all rapists and liars.

I know that.

A person is not definined by the political beliefs they have come to choose for themselves.

How else to define them by if not by what they believe?

Originally posted by tealc
oh i do love these little chats we all have. colonel we all know how you feel stop force feeding us your ideasl im choking on garbage you have fed us all ready

You need to stop telling me what to do.