The "In a Perfect World" thread...

In a perfect world...

The washer and dryer would always be free whenever I need it, and it would be $free$ too.

There would NEVER be a fat woman in spandex...ever.

There would be a "bullshyte" clause with any and all Politicians. Three BS tags (subject to a vote) and you're out!

Canada would wake up and realize that the French Provincial accent is obscene, thus they would eliminate it entirely by requiring all "sufferers" to enroll in Government funded "speech therapy" classes.

Electric cars would be mandatory.

You get the idea...doesn't have to be political, environmental or even all that important...have fun with it.

(Chocolate would not adversely affect people on diets, or those with allergies OR those with diabetes/hypo(hyper)glycemia...)

Little kid's noses wouldn't run.

Cat's would use the toilet AND flush...

A lot of witty people here on ATS no doubt with some wonderfully flippant, snide, and sarcastic remarks...just dying to be spewed...

at lest one stupid thread I start would collect more than just dust.

-246 BTS points and counting.

Sigh - back to TKA...Zaph...am I still welcome? I'll bring more cheese...