What would you get with your replicator?

We always see the Star Trek character's ordering their Romulan ale and tea, earl grey - hot, from their replicators - But what are they really ordering behind closed doors?

What would you order from your replicator?

I think Number One sits down after a long day and says - 'Hash, Kashmir, 20th century Tibet - fresh and some contraceptives appropriate for aliens.

Deanna Troy says - 'Bubble bath, Dior crystals and cheesy puffs.' In which she soaks reading lurid tabloids.

Wesley secretly orders - 'Crystal meth' and then the pills to come down with. (It's getting all the teens these days.)

Worf barks - 'Wine, bloody and warm.'

Me, I'd probably order 'two more of these.'

I think after a long day on the Enterprise, I would order a shawarma and a Snapple Lime Green Tea. Hell yeah, I'd have it made then. Throw in a movie, crash on the couch, and just hope I don't get bothered for anything.

[edit on 10·22·06 by wickedpupil]

I wonder if anyone would order , given the choice?

Shawarma sounds delish -

Can you just imagine the opportunities the holo-deck would give -

Marley concert or maybe even Woodstock?

Probably the holo-deck and the replicator are the best things about the Starship Enterprise.