Wish Corruption Game

Granted!

The people wake up and have sudden in depth knowledge of the Government of Tunisia.

uhm...thanks for that... I guess.

I wish I could finish my book

Granted!!!
You could finish your book, but you just dont want to...

I wish I could read your book...

Granted but when you go to get it you find he's already lent it to me and I won't be starting it until I finish the last book I haven't finished reading the second time.




I wish I had a new body to put my operating system into. I believe this one is about wrorn out.

Granted!

One brain transplant comin' up!

Unfortunately our Wish Corruption Evil Brain Surgeon was on business at the White House (poor george lost his marbles again)...so the janitor kindly stepped in to help you out!

The only body he could find was the one he desperately wanted to be rid of...

Congratulations you are now the proud owner of a naggy, ponch faced, slightly rotund, fuzzy slipper and Moo Moo wearing Mother in Law body. :shk:


The janitor is very pleased to be rid of his wife BTW...

I wish I hadn't had to buy windoze XP for my kid...Linux is better.

Granted. Unfortunately, your computer is stolen, and you now have no OS.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted!

Man you are one unpopular person though...while you enjoy all the free time in the world...everyone else has to PAY... and at 1.27 per minute....

Dirty rat.

I wish I could take amazing pictures instead of the usual "click happy" pictures I normally take... I am the worlds worst photographer!

Granted, but you take a picture of the President being intimate with a cacti. His Secret Service goons throw you off a cliff.

I wish I had a Wii.

Granted. Unfortunately, one of those smash guys grabs it out of your hand and smashes it with a sledgehammer, and then runs away.

I wish I had to ability and master control to teleport to any area at will.

Granted!!
But a miscalculation due to human error sends you to hell were satan takes the re3mote from you and uses it to come to our world, Thank you very much!!!

I wish I could see what heaven and hell are like, without going there...

Granted. You see heaven and wish you could be there, then you see hell, and go blind for life from the horrors you see.

I wish everything was free.

Granted!

Everything is completely free!!! No one has to work, no one has motivation to achieve or accomplish or attain...we have all become lazy slobs.

Obesity is rampant, there are so many cars on the road that it takes three hours to drive a block and a half, the supermarkets are so full of us lazy fatties that it takes three hours just to grab a quart of milk!!!

People are breeding like flies now that things are free and the world is so overpopulated that we burn out earths resources and die off faster than the Do Do bird...

Nobody was motivated enough to foresee our demise and although we had the greatest and smartest scientists working on new technology for space...once everything became free they all quit their jobs to travel and hang out at Disney land.

The aliens sat back and had a really good laugh BTW...they had always assumed we'd blow ourselves up...but never thought we'd die from this!!

I wish my apartment would paint itself.

Granted but when your paint brush asks you how you like the job it did you find that it has painted the entire apartment yellow with purple polka dots.





I wish things weren't so complicated.

Granted. Everything is so easy, children now have control over all forms of politics, medicine, and agriculture, making adults their slaves.

I wish I permanently get an A in all of my semester courses.

Granted!

But to get that permanent straight A is all of your semester's courses you must take all of those courses PERMANENTLY...forever you shall toil away in the same classes...to get the same grade...

Hope you're a multi-Billionaire! because that's gonna get expensive!

I wish I had a top of the line sewing machine!

Granted! Your wish is taken litteraly, and your sewing machine ends up on top of some powerlines.

I wish for good luck.

Granted!!!
After realizing how lucky you are you go to a casino, you cant lose and you end up spending alot of time there, you win millions. On your way out you get mugged but luckily, rather than getting stabbed and bleeding slowly you just get shot in the head and die instanly and painlessly...

I wish I was never born (sorry for being morbid)...

Granted but then you would never have wished that you had never have been born so you would have been born.

I wish I had a computer with a 1 TeraHZ processor.

Granted! The government finds your computer goes against regulations and deems it a threat to national security, so they take it away and lock you up.

I wish I knew the answer to everything.

Granted, you now know the answer to everything....which makes you afraid to leave the house and you become agoraphobic. You no longer want to eat or drink anything either and eventually wither away and die. Plus, while you are starving to death, all your friends can't stand you because you think you know everything (actually you do know everything but they don't know that). So you starve to death, alone, in your home with no friends.....

I wish God would appear to me and tell me the meaning of life.

Granted!

God arrives in style wearing a green velour jumpsuit with a Yellow cape, after whooping it up at a halloween party that JUST wrapped up...he begins to tell you the meaning of life, but loses his voice due to too much "whooping"...you didn't catch it...and he refuses to repeat it as he's due back in Heaven for yet another party...

I wish I could stay home tonight and watch a movie.