I just got a new schwartz!

Schwartz Manufacturing makes the bestest schwartzes around. My girlfriend is gonna be soooo happy!


My new schwartz is longer, harder, more powerful than my old schwartz. I'll donate my old one to Goodwill, it's not all that bad really.

Anyone else recently have an upgrade? Give us a shout, tell us all about it.

hey dude..

its not the size of the schwartz thats important, it's how you grip it.

I bet that those new Schwartzes are made out of a material that lasts longer too!
That would be such a great investment!!!
How cool - but I don't think I'd really like to work there...............
Man, I gotta get the address for that Schwartz company!