help ATS is acting wierd for me

Hi folks
yup, as Hellmutt said, I think we're just gonna have to be patient. This time of day, I expect SkepticOverlord is still tucked up in bed unaware of any problems we've got here at the moment. Even super heros need to sleep!
So in the meantime, no raiding and pilfering of the staff stationary, everybody stay calm , I'm sure normal service will resume as soon as possible



While we're waiting, a tip, I'm finding that waiting for the page to open via the 'new posts' button is taking an age, but normal speed via the 'myNew' button, just make sure that you have all of the forums that you wish to see turned on.
There is an option to turn forums on and off within your 'myATS' page
Please feel free to U2U me if your unsure.



[edit on 23-9-2006 by pantha]

These errors are kinda fun, though I hope Skeptic hasn't gone out of town for the weekend.


[edit on 23/9/2006 by anxietydisorder]

While we're waiting for the problem to get fixed, we can watch this:



btw, you can stop submitting complaints about this problem now. We are aware of the problem and we already got plenty of complaints about it...

[edit on 2006/9/23 by Hellmutt]

Warning: implode(): Bad arguments. in /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/header.php on line 1050


Bad argument!!!! What? only one!!there`s heaps of bad arguments on ATS but none worth imploding about.

Maybe thats how WTC7 came down the firefighters were having a bad argument on how to put out the fire and the building just gave up the ghost sick of hearing it

I loved the Bat signal anxiety!

Hope its not heaps of work for SO when he wakes up.

[edit on 23-9-2006 by gps777]

Originally posted by Hellmutt
While we're waiting for the problem to get fixed, we can watch this:

width="425" height="350"> "http://www.youtube.com/v/qTgWzHL_osk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">

The cat video was great.
I watched it three times and I'm still laughing.

Thanx
anx

I got these errors here:
Warning: file(): php_hostconnect: connect failed in /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/header.php on line 1050
Warning: file(blog.abovetopsecret.com...): failed to open stream: Connection refused in /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/header.php on line 1050
Warning: implode(): Bad arguments. in /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/header.php on line 1050

Now what is up with line 1050? Is this some secret code (excuse the phun)? "Implode"? the server is about to blow, run awaaaayy!! *Runs and hides* My guess is that the number of posts on this forum has created such a mass that the server implodes on itself because of it.

While you wait you can read up on imploding stars here:

ircamera.as.arizona.edu...



[edit on 23-9-2006 by Acharya]

My favorite is the kitty on the cactus! Hehehe Poor little thing!

Hehe....Stupid kittys....


*watches again*

Warning: file(): php_hostconnect: connect failed in /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/header.php on line 1050

Warning: file(blog.abovetopsecret.com...): failed to open stream: Connection refused in /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/header.php on line 1050

Warning: implode(): Bad arguments. in /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/header.php on line 1050

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/header.php:1050) in /home/abovetopsecret/public_html/forum/viewthread.php on line 304

this is mine says. I thought it was my computer cause everyone is just seemed to go on talking. Glad to see its not just me.

It's everyone, and it doesn't matter if you use IE, Firefox or whatever. We all get the same error message. BTS and PTS is not working at the moment. You're stuck with parts of ATS




Patience...




[edit on 2006/9/23 by Hellmutt]

all ATS and no play makes jack a dull boy all ATS and no play makes jack a dull boy all ATS and no play makes jack a dull boy all ATS and no play makes jack a dull boy all ATS and no play makes jack a dull boy all ATS and no play makes jack a dull boy

*rocks back and forth in the grip of withdrawal symptoms*

Thanks hellmutt!

We're currently all hanging out in chat

(url=http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/client/flchat.swf)Chatroom(/url) (you need 200 posts, btw)

If this message even posts. Hope the problems get fixed up soon

Implosions?

Bad arguments?

Connections refused?



Yep, it's the end times, folks. Been nice knowin' ya.

:assumes position:

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Seems the image server needs a reboot, at the least.

In the meantime,

(chants)
Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah! Kum ba yah .....

chissler sways back and forth...

...clears throat



Baby, baby it' looks like it's gonna hail
You better come inside
Let me teach you how to jive and wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail




[edit on 23-9-2006 by chissler]

FIXED!!!!

Thanks to whoever repaired line 1050, or whatever it was . . . probably SO.

Getting a bit panicky there . . .

[edit on 23/9/2006 by watch_the_rocks]

Withdrawl symptoms now over /me now gets back to some serious forum whoreing

Yeah, its fixed ats back to normal. Party time. Thanks ats

yep all is normal thanks for the quick fix

I heard Simon dropped a piece of chicken shwarma down the back of his bedside server..it happens.. no grudges held here.

Yay the 'bad arguments' have stopped hehe

I was having withdrawel then not being able to read my u2us!!!