Anti christ is here [HOAX]

I never post when i,m drunk anymore since asala kicked me out of chat for making up sexy stories lol:w:

Hey man, I believe you! I know how it feels.... I believe I am 'gifted' in this way too. No one can stop this all from happening, I have had dreamzz like this too!!!@!! Like, it is werid theres like a puddle then i drop a pebble in it and it destorys this ant village. Like exactly the same!!@!!11!1 So like yeah man, people justl ook at me funny when I tell them I'm an antichrist and I see stuff.They should just udnerstand that we are the future! so like guys stop being like mean to him! It's not cool and like he'll get you!!! Cuz he can he has the powers.

Well, an interesting theory, I'd say. At first I thought you were referring to an ex of mine, until you got to a certain part that seems to have taken the thread by storm. Definitely not my ex, so I feel better now.

I'll keep an eye out for the Antichrist during the rest of Southern Decadence though, and will let you know if I find him.

AHA AND SO HE APPEARS

as i suspected ...

NITEBOY IS THE ANTICHRIST

I know coz I,ve seen his ''extra leg'' and it DOES ''size'' up to the prediction

My secret is out, bow before me.

LOL, and you all thought it was Brad Pitt!

2 more days folks.

We will know for sure if the OP is for real or should be banned.

Originally posted by Art0_Saar1

Im going to give you a little prophecy. Before i turn 18 (nov. 29) the year of adulthood this year there is going to be a atomic explosion near cuba, A Tidal wave is going to hit florida.

Well today is November 30. November 29 has come and gone.

So what do you have to say for yourself?

If the anti-Christ exist but you don't believe in Christ then how exactly can an anti-Christ exist? And if you believe in what the Bible has prophecised shouldn't you believe in God? If the Bible predicts the future I doubt it's incorrect about the existance of God.

I believe that there are and have been many anti-Christ' that have existed and that exist, but there will only be one that the prophecy has spoke about.

maybe you need to see a phychatrist or a excorcist becuase your crazy your not the anti-christ your just some stupid devil worshipping kid.

Almost a year since then lol. Plus, I've had dreams of thing happeing, and things have happened too. It's called foresight, OMG. When you look at a pot, and there's water boiling inside it, I can assume NOT TO TOUCH THAT POT.
Plus, If my dream really all did come true, Hell's gonna be for everyone, cept Jesus, Muhammad, and a few other guys I couldn't recognize. And I only got 3 levels of hell. Then I woke up. Also, my name was El Santo De Las Noticias Malas. I got escorted through hell by Jesus as a preview. And I'm supposed to tell everyone I know. Should I? I'm atheist, but if that's real, I get to be on FOX news and #. I might even form my own cult! Too bad I can;t offer anything because my preaching would just be that you're going to hell no matter what you do :\. But a dream's a dream, I can't take it seriously.

Who cares about the anti-christ? I'm more interested in your descriptions about the 3 levels of hell you said you got to see. Now that could make an interesting thread. Anyway getting back to the anti-christ, I thought I heard he was on strike. Apparently he had a falling out with his father.

MOD Please delete ..... its 2011 and i was under the influence at the time

Gonna make sure I got a surf board for that big ol wave