Yo Moma...!!!!

Okay Im starting this thread for EVERYONE to post their best ''yo moma '' joke they can find, I'll start, yo momas so poor that when burglars break into her home, they LEAVE money!! Its all up to you now

-Jimmy-

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the 14A sign at a movie theater, she went home and got 13 friends

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind




[edit on 8/25/2006 by pstiffy]

Yo moma is so stupid when i said 'drinks are on the house!' she went and got a ladder

yo moma is so stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...

yo moma is so stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

...I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

-Jimmy-

heres a few more----

yo moma is so stupid that when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

...she studied for a Dope test!

...that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean

yo moma is so ugly

...she put the Boogie man outta business.
...when she applied for the amateur ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
...she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
...her shadow gave up.
...hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.

come on ppl post!!

-Jimmy-

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon

Nice ones!

Yo moma is so old--- she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

...Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
...when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
...she still owes Moses a dollar.
...when she was at school...there was No history class!
...she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
...she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
...when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
...she even made Yoda jealous.
...she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

a few more---yo moma is so old that---the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
...when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
...she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
...her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
...her birthday expired.
...when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
...she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

Your momma is so stupid that she missed a 7 page thread on the same subject.

Yo Mamma Fight!!!

lol the best one yet...

-Jimmy-

dbates, can you close this thread, so we don't repeat everything that was in the similar thread? Thanks in advance.

-Jimmy-