Uncle Nerdlings Great Big End of The World Extravaganza!

Originally posted by infinite
With the World about to end, i feel we should add abit of British to this party..

Tea anyone?

Yes please old chap, care for a piece of cake?

no self respecting English man, can face the end of the world, without a decent 'cuppa'

chin chin, see you all at the afterparty

Wait, wait, wait. "Party?"... "End of the world?' and "THE"?
I'M IN!

I stood in line for an hour and a half last night, at midnight, to get my copy of Madden 07 for the PS2. If the world ends today I'm going to be furious.

16:00 in Germany. No Mushroom clouds.

Yet.

So lemme join the party, I've got the official soundtrack to the end of the world with me:

Saviour Machine - American Babylon

A thousand bloody hand prints stain the walls of
Liberty.
A stranger hides in dreams denied, awaiting his
Release.
I've seen this picture before.
I never thought that we would end up here,
When fascism comes as an angel of light
Its license parading as Tyranny drives forth its son.

The Son of Mourning dominating fears, afflicting fallen
Men.
His body highly organized; it's coming into prominence
To bear its ominous warnings.
It's in your blood to comprehend it's origin,
For those who refuse to remember the past are
Condemned to repeat it,
The first and the last, Dust to Dust ...

History if His Story
And life is laughing at its peril.

Building towers that come fourth in men
Shifting powers consuming us within,
They will puzzle the apostles till the end.

Enter into the silence, into the dying life of America,
The brave, the slave, the grave.

The shattered pigs dying as primitive savages,
Eating their flesh, they will lie rotting in dirt,
While a stranger among you has challenged the course
Of human existence and alien forces.
The birth of the black prince is setting the stage
In its thriving dissension, exalting his rank,
And the innocent man will fall victim to hands in the
Trial of Truth
And its twisted reversal.
The union of factions bleeds shock to the system,
For civilization had ended today,
The transitional nature of acts and society climb in its
Place
While its face re-creates until your god is dead.
Enlighten me with your pale statues, face of inhibition,
And until your reign has ended, frighten me with your
Stale - taste - tongue of inquisition.

In your eyes I will come forth in men with no justice,
No order to defend, and the stone will be cast again ...

Enter into the fire, into the bloody gates of America,
The great, the fate, the late.

AGGGGH!!!!

WORLD OF WARCRAFT SERVERS WERE TAKEN DOWN LAST NIGHT FOR A PATCH!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(sniff, whimper, sniff.)

They're back up again. But acne drugs raise cholesterol according to a news report, so we can still hope for Death By Hamburger.

Originally posted by Byrd
AGGGGH!!!!

WORLD OF WARCRAFT SERVERS WERE TAKEN DOWN LAST NIGHT FOR A PATCH!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(sniff, whimper, sniff.)

They're back up again. But acne drugs raise cholesterol according to a news report, so we can still hope for Death By Hamburger.

Stop playing WOW.It is responsible for depression.un social life and the bigest cuz of loosing friends.that game is satan

Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
A free bar? Im there dude.
As long as you don't play any crap music that is. If were all gonna die, at least play something that reflects the terror, chaos, and panic.

What better band to have? KC and the Sunshine Band. Confidentially, KC has been dead for years, it's a puppet.

Sigh......

My biggest regret I must confess, before radioactive doom rains upon us all.........is that I never got a chance to pierce Nerdlings nipples and hook him up to a defibrulator...........

This is very important! Do not mail those bills! Hold those checks. Rent a few On Demand movies and charge everything. I wonder if Citibank does collection in the after-life?

Don't worry people the celebration will not end just yet.

It seems that the next doomsday to watch will be the 30 of the month.

So don't take away the decorations just yet.

Skadi

Byrd, but don't the WoW servers always get shut down on Tuesday am? Or was this another 'before the shut down' glitch? Nothing like getting downtime when it's ultra important to build PvP rankings, eh?

This party was a success, I put my bumperstickers on the car, and have been getting stranger than usual looks from fellow motorists. Did we get a social columnist at the party that can write up a review?

Marg, you got it, another ending on the 30th, and don't forget Alex Jones has one scheduled for sometime before the end of October. This is getting expensive though, I can't keep shopping for end of the world outfits if it keeps not ending!

To the person who thought it would be clever to drop the cigarette into my wig from the balcony, that was low. Do you even realize how many pins it takes to hold up a five foot hairdo? :shk:

hey hey stop flaming world of warcraft!
if it wasn't for world of warcraft there wouldn't be any guilds or clans to go on dangerous missions and the worlds that exists in world of warcraft. your just mad cause you got owned when you first joined world of warcraft and in world of warcraft the world in world of warcraft is a totally world of its own since it is in world of warcraft, the world of warcraft isn't always about war or warcraft, some people find love and friendship in the world of the world of warcraft. something you wouldn't find if you didn't play in the world of warcraft, because in your world you don't have world of warcraft in your life and even in your little world you probably suck at world of warcraft in your little world. you probably like starcraft more huh!? but there is no world of starcraft HAHA!

Originally posted by marg6043
Don't worry people the celebration will not end just yet.

It seems that the next doomsday to watch will be the 30 of the month.

And Jones said by the end of October so it looks like we're gonna have to party 24/7 for the next two months.

Woooo Hoooooo!!!

*puts on the Dave*

OMG,

in a slip of reality to massive paranoia last night at one minute to 12 I ended up eating all the chocolate in my house just in case,

what am I going to do besides dance to britney spears in the prayer room?

love elf

Don't stop the party just yet!!!!


Iranian Troops Fire on Romanian Oil Rig

Originally posted by chinabean
some people find love and friendship in the world of the world of warcraft.

Well come to think of it, during the Valentine's celebration in Stormwind, I did happen to put on the perfume instead of the cologne and a guard gave me a nice gift! Same thing happened in Ironforge. I'm not dissin WoW in the least, it's addictive.

And I have yet to be owned by anyone reasonably within my level range.

Back to page one, im listning to SLAYER "WAR ensemble. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

it's almost over!

I'm sat in the corner in a good book. so much to read.. so little time *eyes fliker*

You mean I just ate all this cyanide for nothi



/thump

Oh my God Iran attacked Romanian territory! I can't work with this going on! In fact I refuse to work under these conditions. I have EOTWDD (End of the World Dysfunctional Disorder) and I need my med's now! I wonder if I can get some kind of research grant? The cure is just down the street and they have free chili and a noon happy hour. I've got enough on me for about 20 doses, I better get over there. If I have enough cure they will make me take the day off and I haven't even started on the plastic yet. Good luck everyone. There are still 13 hours left until tommorrow and I've got some serious self medicating to do Remember - When you see the bright flash of light drink faster!