What's the dumbest thing you ever heard?

Okay everyone.

What is the dumbest news story, or story in general, that you've ever heard?
Feel free to elaborate as much as you feel is required.

Anything including celebrities like Britney Spears and their lovelife.
It's so retarded who cares.

We just got through watching "Spaceballs" and were having a few cold one's and the trailer was running with the actor/actress information . Anyway , do you know the voice of the female robot was of Joan Rivers,(Can't remember the robot's name) but as they were running it, my friend caught it with his eye that the robot was Joan Rivers.
My friend turned around and looked at us said "Huh, How do they know that was Joan RIvers?" lOL It was hillarious nad if you didn't get my story , you had to be there I guess. Still give him crap til this day too about it..

Can't pinpoint one thing.
I work at a very large chain of returaunts, and any question asked over the phone is potentially the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.