Bush replaces Eagle emblem with Condom!

The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

I will have to stop complaining about not getting laid. Thanks for reminding me- its just not true.

If you're an American Citizen, you needn't have been worried about not getting laid at all...The government would've been the ones screwing you since the day you were born anyway...