Try the test! Is Bill Gates the Antichrist?

OK, can anyone here have a go at this test? I can't do it and am INTRIGUED to see the outcome! I found it at www.konformist.com...

For those of you who still have the old excel 95 (not office 97) try this out: (this really works)



1 - Open a new file

2 - Scroll down to row 95

3 - Click on the row 95 button to highlight the entire row

4 - Press tab to move to the second column

5 - Now, move your mouse and click on help at the top

6 - Then click on "about Microsoft excel"

7 - Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button at the same time.



A window will appear with the title: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS. This is really eerie, okay! It has a doom style format and you can walk all around the hall using the arrow keys. On the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls....now walk up the stairs and then come back down, facing the blank wall. Now type in EXCELKFA; this will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and do not fall off. This is difficult to do. When you get to the end you will see something really, really weird. As of this point in time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified that it is a real eye opener. It could be a joke by MS programmers. Or is it? Would it be too surprising if Bill Gates was the antichrist? After all, the bible foretold that someone powerful would rise up and lead the world to destruction. And Bill Gates definitely has this kind of power in his hands.

More than 80% of computers in the world today run on windows and DOS (including those at the Pentagon). If all of his products have some kind of small program embedded, like this "hall of tortured souls," that can give him control to set off nuclear arsenals, create havoc in security systems and financial systems all over the world, etc. All from his headquarters. This isn't too far from reality. Just by using the Internet Explorer may just allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit by bit each time you log on. Perhaps the end of time is near and this is just the tip of the iceberg?

[edit on 3-7-2006 by Delta Alter]

Awe shucks, I've got office pro 2003.

Hmmm, wonder if this really works in 95?

Any takers out there?

If so, get a few screenshots please.

I'd love to see this.

Edit: I did find a few screen shots here, and here.



[edit on 7/3/06 by redmage]

hey there, im a newbie on ats, so sorry if any of this doesnt come out right, ive also seen a website going on about this 'hall of tortured souls' here is a link to the website i went to:

egomania.nu...

or if you want, you can go straight to the pics:

egomania.nu...

personally, i think these particular photos are crap, they are low res and blurry. If you look at the first photo, it could just as well have been a random film, or game or something, just put in front of an excel 95 window. sorry that just don't do it for me.

How about.... Nobody will be the Anti-Christ, because there won't be one.

Originally posted by TheBandit795
How about.... Nobody will be the Anti-Christ, because there won't be one.

Okaaaayy...

But I'm still intrigued to know if it works, and how it possibly could point towards Ole Bill being Satan himself

Surely someone out there has excel 95?

theres alot of different tricks you can do with windows etc. if you look on the net, its more of a joke with the ppl who create it, than any thing serious, i think the ppl in the screenshots you see are the staff who created it, so more of a personal joke than anything serious, think if you even move in a right place, you get to see bil himself

Good luck finding anyone with anything microsoft thats older than windows 98.

Its quite possible that the programing geek squad at microsoft deliberately imbedded that crap for amusement. You do understand programmers have a very twisted, nerdy sense of humor, yes?

Whole thread needs deleted or moved to Below Top Secret into a section for "Old Nerd Hoaxes"

People, please, stop wasting space on the front page with these idiot threads.

Sincerely,
Bill "616" Gates

Originally posted by Legalizer
Whole thread needs deleted or moved to Below Top Secret into a section for "Old Nerd Hoaxes"

People, please, stop wasting space on the front page with these idiot threads.

Sincerely,
Bill "616" Gates

My God, man, calm down

Sorry if I am insulting your intelligence with my 'idiotic' curiousity

Also I am sorry if my 'newbie' status irritates your obviously superior intellect and knowledge of this board

and most of all, I apologise profusely for interrupting your undoubtedly otherwise 'worthy' browsing of this website