You Know Youve Been on ats/bts to long if.....

if you try to tag your friends, you've got a problem.

if you wake up thinking 'great, here comes another hoax'.

if you've spent more than an hour contemplating a thread title and topic that will glean you a brazillion points.

if you have more points than you have people in your hometown.

When you read a new ATS/PTS thread and you know exactly what everyone's reply will be....you just might be an ATS addict

If you formulate a rebuttal to a rebuttal to one of your replies before the initial rebuttal is posted.....you just might be an ATS addict.

You might be an ATS addict if:

1.) It's the first thing you think of when you come home from Church(Assuming you go to Church).
2.) You have to check your inbox before you go an a trip, and checking your inbox is the first thing you do when coming back from a trip.
3.) You've already run through 3 keyboards typing rebuttals.
4.) You expect the people around you in real life to be as smart as you are.
5.) You expect the people around you in real life to think logically.
6.) You think everything is a conspiracy.

Can't think of anymore at the moment. I'll try again later.

You know you've been on ATS too long if...................






You expect the majority of new people you meet to say "OMFG THIS TEH FEYENAL PRROVE OF ALEEUN LEYEF!!!!!!" or "EYE AM TEH MESSUNGER AN i brin U TROOOOOF!"

You might be an ATS addict if.....











................you are late to work, so you can see the reply to your last post/thread.

...gotta run.

You might eb an ATS addict if .....

the letters "A" "T" "S" , "U" "F" "O" and "B" "T" "S" ....on your keyboard have 3 cm holes in them

If you find every computer in your college library is pre-logged into your ATS account because you forgot to log out every time you access it. LOL we have about 45 computers in our library, good job no one else goes on ATS!

Twenty Questions:

1 Due you lose time from work due to ATS/BTS?

2 Is ATS/BTS making your home life unhappy?

3 Do you participate in ATS/BTS forums because you are shy with other people?

4 Is ATS/BTS affecting your home life?

5 Have you ever felt remorse after posting to ATS/BTS?

6 Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of ATS/BTS?

7 Do you turn to alien companions and environments as a result of ATS/BTS?

8 Does posting make you careless of your families welfare?

9 Has your ambition decreased since discovering ATS/BTS?

10 Do you crave a post at a definite time daily?

11 Do you want to post the next morning?

12 Does ATS/BTS cause you to have difficulty sleeping?

13 Has your efficiency decreased since discovering ATS/BTS?

14 Is posting jeopardizing your job or business?

15 Do you post to escape from worries or troubles?

16 Do you prefer to be alone in order to post?

17 Have you ever had a complete break from reality as a result of ATS/BTS?

18 Has a physician ever treated you as a result of posting to ATS/BTS?

19 Do you post to build up your self confidence?

20 Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of BTS/ATS?


If you answered yes to any one question there is a definite warning you may be an ATS/BTS addict.
If you answered yes to any two, the chances are that you are an ATS/BTS addict.
If you answered yes to three or more, you are definitely an ATS/BTS addict.

1 Due you lose time from work due to ATS/BTS?-yes

2 Is ATS/BTS making your home life unhappy?-yes

3 Do you participate in ATS/BTS forums because you are shy with other people?-no

4 Is ATS/BTS affecting your home life?-yes

5 Have you ever felt remorse after posting to ATS/BTS?-yes

6 Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of ATS/BTS?-no

7 Do you turn to alien companions and environments as a result of ATS/BTS?-yes

8 Does posting make you careless of your families welfare?-yes

9 Has your ambition decreased since discovering ATS/BTS?-yes

10 Do you crave a post at a definite time daily?-yes

11 Do you want to post the next morning?-yes

12 Does ATS/BTS cause you to have difficulty sleeping?-YES!

13 Has your efficiency decreased since discovering ATS/BTS?-no

14 Is posting jeopardizing your job or business?-no

15 Do you post to escape from worries or troubles?-yes

16 Do you prefer to be alone in order to post?-yes

17 Have you ever had a complete break from reality as a result of ATS/BTS?-HELL YEA

18 Has a physician ever treated you as a result of posting to ATS/BTS?-no

19 Do you post to build up your self confidence?-yes

20 Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of BTS/ATS? -Getting there ,lol

You know you've been on ATS too long when you're trying to type something and everytime you type the word magic it ends up Majic.

:bnghd:

You know youve been on ATS too long if whenever you see SO, u2u, atsnn, RATS, or WOS you know exactly what theyre talking about.

You know you've been on ATS too long if you read a post by David Icke.

Originally posted by Duzey
You know you've been on ATS too long when you're trying to type something and everytime you type the word magic it ends up Majic.

:bnghd:

I hate it when I do that!
No offense to Majic but it gets frustrating after 20 corrections.

you know youve been on ats too long if you put "Deny Ignorance" somewhere in your myspace profile(lol i know i did):w:

[edit on 27-6-2006 by blackhumvee113]

Your husband is threatening to drive to Swindon and kick Simon Greys ass because you find Simons site more interesting than watching Eastenders.

Will one sac is your homeboy

:bnghd::bash::w::bnghd:

You know youve been on ATS/BTS to long if you can think of more than 5 things to reply to a "you know youve been on ATS/BTS" thread

you know youve been an ats too long when you class 'chat' as social outing and refer to the members in there as your friends...

[edit on 28-6-2006 by optimus fett]

..when you post a one liner because you know the guy who post the comment before you do

Hey Optimus

You know you've been on ATS/BTS too long when you can't decide which hurts more - you're burning eyes, cramped ass or carpal tunnels syndrome.