I Am Your Master

what fun would life be with pure truth?

I recall something about being drunk or filled in the nag codeces...

Originally posted by Your Master
I am the one who knows. Ask me and I will reveal the truth.

Most people believe something without questioning it because they made it a part of who they are. It is who they are and it is very difficult to change. Sometimes you need to ask yourself: Who Am I? Maybe then you will be ready to confront the truth. If you accept it, you will change.

I Am Your Master.

Finally, the reason I was looking for to begin posting again! the master has come to lead us all to the truth!

Look forward to seeing where this goes

Mein Furher!

I CAN WALK!!!!

WHY WHY WHY do you people even respond to this crap?

Why has ATS become a haven for attention-seeking bampots?

WHY do you find this funny?

Hi master, nice to see you again.

Since we departed I have been going over the points on my development plan that you thought I needed to work on to achieve a higher plane in my next life. So, how's it lookin?

1. I needed to learn the lessons of empathy during loss.
2. I needed to learn that just because someone is a close relative does not mean that they will not hate you and use you.
3. I needed to learn that sometimes when we die the decedent's memory is completely gone. It may take a couple of years , but the memory of what was them is gone.
4.. I needed to learn that I can and am able to have physical goods in this world and still attain the knowledge that I was to learn.


Master, I have forgotten a few of the other things we talked about. Can you enlighten me at to the ones I forgot? Thanks so much!

Originally posted by Easy Tiger
WHY WHY WHY do you people even respond to this crap?

Why has ATS become a haven for attention-seeking bampots?

WHY do you find this funny?

In the midst of all this seriousness here on ATS a little humorous diversion is good therapy. We read about horrors, giant earthquakes, tsunamis, and corrupt governments and their wars and every now and again a little diversion gives us a chance to collect our thoughts. Don’t be so serious it will give you ulcers.

Okay My Master...
I have a few questions...

How many fingers am I holding up?
What did I have for breakfast on thursday two weeks ago?
How many fingers are You holding up?
At what point does a straight line become crooked?
And speaking of crooked, why are people crooked?
Speaking of people, how many people are there in the world...right now?
Why can't we touch the hot stove with our bare hands?
How many bears are there?
Of what kind?
Do you have any cavities?
Do I?
What is the 34th digit of pi?
Do you like pie?
Do you like Magnum PI?
(I like pie...)
If you are in the dark, and you stub your toe, would you have seen it coming?
Why do baboons have hairless butts?
(and why are they so damn mean?)
Have you ever cheated on your taxes?
Have you ever cheated on your diet?
What's your favorite kind of salsa?
Why do vampires have no reflection?
Is samoa joe going to win the nwa world heavyweight title?
Do fish cry?
Did you know that elephants purr like cats?
At what point does bread become toast?
What happened to Jane?
Where's Waldo?
Why do we call it japan, but the japanese call it nihon?
What's your favorite movie?
In Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, where is the 10th candelabra?
Once assembled, how do you separate peanut butter and jelly?
Speaking of which, if they are in fact legumes, why are they actually called peanuts?
How much does Mr. T weigh?

Why?
Where?
When?


Okay, that should about do it.

[edit on 6/23/2006 by wu kung]

Not another i see all. i hear all. i know all?

How many of these do we have to contend with?

Master? Come on, this aint no master.................

Originally posted by Your Master
I Am Your Master. That is what I chose to call myself on this forum. I am not God. I am not your conciences. I am not the master.

It is therefore logical to assume that you are just "a" master.

By the way is your surname "Bates" Master?

Who will win the world cup whatever that is?
Did Elvis really fly that plane into the moon like they said in the "Sport"?
Is intelligent design correct?
If so why has man got nipples?

I await your response Master Bates

Allah out

Originally posted by Your Master
Most people believe something without questioning it because they made it a part of who they are.

Very profound. I'm suddenly perked, as this is a problem which pesters not only this site, but much of the western world today. Your appearance here may just be the very thing we needed to have that exact problem fully diagnosed as it appears
in various threads. That mindset of stubborn adherance to whatever we have 'married' ourselves to causes us to ignore relevant fact and throw roadblocks up against those who would enlighten us. An astute comment and a most welcome one.

As you say;

It is who they are and it is very difficult to change.

Oh, so very true...can anyone say that they have not been guilty of it at some point of their lives? I know I can't and be truthful at the same time. We all learn the hard way, don't we?

Sometimes you need to ask yourself: Who Am I? Maybe then you will be ready to confront the truth. If you accept it, you will change.

Again true, and so Socratic. (pardon the pun) We ourselves are the only ones to be able to look within ourselves and discover the hard truths, so that we may see them and make the necessary changes needed to truly deny ignorance.

All in all, a very good introduction...

So, when will I win the lottery?
.

Ah, come on everybody, it's just some drunk guy having some cheap thrills.

Isn't this like the 50th thread of people proclaiming they are deities or know the truth?

Seriously everyone, the master baiter jokes went out in the first pages.

And I still don't have a master!!!

Y'know what?
We all should stop posting on this thread.
All we're doing is feeding this persons ego and giving him/her tons of ATS points.
I formally recant all of my former questions!

Y'know what?
We all should stop posting on this thread.
All we're doing is feeding this persons ego and giving him/her tons of ATS points.
I formally recant all of my former questions!

I was wondering how many pages it was going to take for someone to realize that. Most be a slow topic week eh?

Maybe I should start a a thread titled
"I am your King Bow to me!" I could uses some points

what's wrong with feeding peoples egos or scoring them ATS points? Not everybody here is being mean.. most are just having some (mostly) harmless fun...

I still want my walkies...

twj

Originally posted by wu kung
Okay My Master...
I have a few questions...

Ooo! Ooo! I wanna play too.

How many fingers am I holding up? 0. You're typing.
What did I have for breakfast on thursday two weeks ago? Food!
How many fingers are You holding up? 0. I'm typing
At what point does a straight line become crooked? When it breaks... the law!
And speaking of crooked, why are people crooked? Sculliosis
Speaking of people, how many people are there in the world...right now? One.
Why can't we touch the hot stove with our bare hands? We can. It just hurts.
How many bears are there? All of them
Of what kind? All of them
Do you have any cavities? Yes!
Do I? Yes!
What is the 34th digit of pi? Michael Palin times the square root of Douglas Adams plus Monkey.
Do you like pie? No.
Do you like Magnum PI? No.
(I like pie...) No.
If you are in the dark, and you stub your toe, would you have seen it coming? No.
Why do baboons have hairless butts? Because they haven't learned to shave.
(and why are they so damn mean?) Because they haven't learned to shave.
Have you ever cheated on your taxes? It's only cheating if you get caught
Have you ever cheated on your diet? It's only cheating if you get caught
What's your favorite kind of salsa? Merengue
Why do vampires have no reflection? Too egotistical
Is samoa joe going to win the nwa world heavyweight title? No.
Do fish cry? It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings.
Did you know that elephants purr like cats? No.
At what point does bread become toast? When it's toasted
What happened to Jane? She started a magazine
Where's Waldo? Where isn't Waldo?
Why do we call it japan, but the japanese call it nihon? Because stupid round-eye doesn't learn anything but English.
What's your favorite movie? Big Trouble In Little China
In Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, where is the 10th candelabra? In my pants
Once assembled, how do you separate peanut butter and jelly? A Hewlett Packard Gas Chromatograph Spectrometer.
Speaking of which, if they are in fact legumes, why are they actually called peanuts? Because Lil' Folks wasn't catchy enough.
How much does Mr. T weigh? I pity the fool who tries to weigh Mr. T.

Why? Why not?
Where? Here
When? Now



How did I do?

Master - Why did you join this Board?
That is my question.

If you know all - You must know thy own will...

He is not my master, and I bet he doesn't know anything useful either.
But I would like to know if he had any experiences with aliens or paranormal stuff!

Originally posted by zorgon
Maybe I should start a a thread titled
"I am your King Bow to me!" I could uses some points

And if your user name was "your King Bow to me!" that would be the normal way of introducing yourself. Do so many of you still not see what's going on?

I am Belgarath. I'm not, in reality, Belgarath, just like Your Master is not, in reality, your master.

While Your Master's choice of user name was meant to stir the pot a little, the discussion may lead to something interesting. Very few of us use our real names here. How many actually portray a character different from their real life character? People driving a car, for instance, are likely to be more bold than they would be standing in line at the grocery store.

Another point that he/she may be making is that two sentences that sound identical can have a different meaning. Who's on first? Whos on first.

I'm rambling, aren't I. Sorry.

Again, welcome to ATS Your Master.

And if your user name was "your King Bow to me!" that would be the normal way of introducing yourself. Do so many of you still not see what's going on?

I am Belgarath. I'm not, in reality, Belgarath, just like Your Master is not, in reality, your master.

Yes Belgarath I do get it. I am "Your Master" not your master Seems though at least one poster didn't. Seemed a little frustrated. Actually I thought it was a good idea, just never thought of it myself. See now if I did the I'm your King bit it would be copy cat. Maybe in a few months? short term memory thing et all?