To Quote A Famous Vietnam Prostitute

“The whorror... the whorror...”

aawww... and i thought i was gonna have a good laugh reading some John Kerry quotes ...

You got me too, but I wasn't particularly thinking of sex, as much as maybe a sexually political scandal during the war. Good try!

....... Of course.... there was one I use to tell on the show about banging some Saigon Whore for a whopping 3 minutes...... paying her..... and she telling me "GI, why you give me MONEY FOR NOTHING?"

For you ATTORNEYS out there.... this would be called Dave's SIDEBAR!

Dave

All I want to know is how in the heck you made it last 3 minutes?

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
And here I thought we might be getting some Vietnam or military education here. Sort of a "Whore and Peace" story.

Ok. Minor spelling correction.

"Whore and Piece"...... ?

Excellent.
LMAO.

Actually I think she said,
"Mee lov yu loong dime, ...phocky socky"

reply to post by johnlear


I tied two rebar's around it and prayed a lot?

Actually John, I could have lasted much longer if I had one of your Kenny G CD's!

Dave

[edit on 10/25/2007 by Dave Rabbit]

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boo...

It's a bit ignorant to infer that Vietnamese prostitutes can't bless you with some wisdom, along with a f&s

Originally posted by scientist
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boo...

It's a bit ignorant to infer that Vietnamese prostitutes can't bless you with some wisdom, along with a f&s

You obviously haven't talked to Bambi.....

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit
....... Of course.... there was one I use to tell on the show about banging some Saigon Whore for a whopping 3 minutes...... paying her..... and she telling me "GI, why you give me MONEY FOR NOTHING?"

Dave

DAD??!?!?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND YOU AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
Mother always called me Quickie Springer Jr., and didn't put it together until now!

I pack my things and move in with you right away. You will be happy, my wife sexy asian too, not whore though. But sisters are of course, I bring them, we share family business with you!

What a happy day.



[edit on 4-1-2008 by Legalizer]

I wonder if they still "Boom Boom" for $5.00

With inflation and all, that little deal must have gone way up.

Yeah..... I couldn't remember how much it was..... it was somewhere around that depending on the menu selection or how slow a day it was for them . I think the real massages that offered BJ's at the end for an additional five-er, but that was so long ago, I can't recall. I DO know that greenbacks were preferred to MPC (Military Payment Certificates for you non GI's).

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No dg remember one dollar will make you holler

BTW this thread didn't call my attention back them but it did it now

Plus that is my favorite phrase for my husband ears alone ( a former marine)

[edit on 13-4-2008 by marg6043]

Since I was there in 72, I was wondering who this famous prostitute was.

lmao

You reeled in another guppy...

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Mine was Bambi......

Now for us navy guys it was a short run over to the PI and a trip to Olongapo.

The East End Club Olongapo PI was my favorite.
mofak.com...

And we had the American Legion Post 4 Olongapo if we just wanted to get drunk cheap.