Possibly the most important UFO picture ever captured on film.

To the person who is trying to hoax us time after time:
Please get a girlfriend mate. (Or boyfriend - depending on your preferences.) Really. It's a lot more fun than making your name peanut here.

And where are the mods, have they all gone on holiday together, where was my invite

The amusing part of this is I was just reading a thread where people were talking about how sick of how many hoaxes are on ATS and here I am.
Why hasn't this guy been banned yet?

Originally posted by Mr Mxyztplk
The amusing part of this is I was just reading a thread where people were talking about how sick of how many hoaxes are on ATS and here I am.
Why hasn't this guy been banned yet?

If it's the same guy (which it probably is cause he's using the same "ufo" and same type of ultra important subject titles in each thread he creates) this will be the third time he's created an account and got banned.

Is it possible for one of you computer techs (I'm not one I'm a 2 finger typer) track this guy down and some how flag his computer so we don't have to put up with this crap. Its appears that alot of work was done (and it continues) to create this forum for legit discussions. It p*sses me off to have some %#%^^$#^$#$# wasting the talents of the creators. If it was his intention to stir the pot, so to speak, he suceeded
Thanks ATS for being here and I appologize for shmucks like this
peace

Maybe someone should say a naughty word just to get the mods over here.

any volunteers? no?

ok. i,ll do it

ahemmmm..

underpants

I'm new and computer illiterate do certain word send up flags?

Hmmm no mods? I wonder if its a free for all or if its a fine line. If you copy and paste text into a reply and don't mess with it, you might be able to post as many words as you want.








You can make multiple tags like this: this is a gay hoax, ban this boob, spam, spam, spam. I don't think it will display more then 30 charachers but it will make multiples.










And if a mod sees this, delete it! Then take action against all hoaxers!

Originally posted by AGENT_T

Maybe someone should say a naughty word just to get the mods over here.

any volunteers? no?

ok. i,ll do it

ahemmmm..

underpants

Nipple tickler, oooooh the vulgarity lol

The Pheasant Plucking Song

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.
Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !
I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.

Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.
My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.

I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !

My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life

ALL TOGETHER

ENOUGH ! with the OFF TOPIC crap .

if you feel so strongly that a thread should be closed / and or a member banned , pleasuse this link :

suggestion

be sure to invlude the thread link , the member you you want banned

and most important , as much evidence as you can muster ast why you think they have violated ATS terms and conditions

a mod will look into it -- and if they find merit in your arguments , they will take action

mods are only human -- and have lives too

they cannot be everywhere 24/7

attempting to derail threads in the way you guys are doing -- is a t&c violation in its own right -- and can get you a warn and points fine -- if the mods see fit

this public service message was for your benefit

and will self destruct at a random juncture

Wow, the ATS community really shut this one down quickly!

good on you guys!

I am the least photoshop literate person around here, and yet I knew after just glancing at these pictures they were about as legit as a 3 dollar bill. The lighting is so obvious. The lighting should be reflecting off the underside of the craft.

PLus the craft look like something rejected from Billy Meirers garage.

This thread is destined for the trash bin.

Too true. This is getting ridiculous. Does anybody think all these hoax threads are done by the one person? The anti ATSer?

These types of posts with the dreadfully inadequate "photos" are the types of "wisdom" that keep most of us skeptics on the fence. It might be ok if they were obvious attempts at tongue in cheek like the second photo with the obvious white around the UFO, but .... Nooooooooo! Gotta put out junk like this and claim it is real.

It does much to pursuade me that, with a little bit more investigation, most all, if not all of the other photos can be explained. Well... Maybe not all, but enough to cause doubt as to the veracity of all.

And I do really want to believe...

Not sure if its the same person behind the past few hoaxes that have been posted to the ATS Aliens and UFOs forums lateley.Seems to follow the same patterns with the headline "...the best/most important picture/video..." ever.

[edit on 5-6-2006 by bmdefiant]

My first post in this thread: Anyone else that posted in this thread (cept ia) is a dill. Just ignore these hoaxers and perhaps they'll get over their little teenage attention seeking ambitions.

As soon as you see a hoax, just report it, and don't give the guy points.

Actually, why am I giving him points? You know, I could use the suggestion button . . .

I am the biggest hypocrite.



This sentence contians a mistake.

Isn't there some kind of a law against idiots like him in US (if he's from US)? There's no problem to sue someone for effensive languge on the internet, but what if we assume that his threads offend my beliefs or smth? Afterall, this is at least the fourth thread this same fool starts in a couple of week period. And not even once he was close to fooling anyone. Could you please sign up for some graphics webpage and post your "masterpieces" there.

This person may have another motive for hoaxing. If I were trying to land a primo job at say Pixar or DreamWorks and showed up at an interview with proof of hoaxing the ATS community with my work, I think it may cement a job.

I just don't think all hoaxers are doing it just to do it.

If we have a consensus that this is a Hoax, I will close the thread. Just give the word.