Incredible!! Scientists find tiny space probe!!

Are there any more surprises left? Yes! A miniature UFO! It's incredible and I for one find difficult to believe. But its true.
Read on...

WASHINGTON — Preliminary examination of a mysterious UFO measuring just ¼-inch in length has reportedly convinced U.S. Air Force experts that the tiny craft hails from a miniature planet!

The vehicle, which weighs no more than an ounce, was intercepted over the nation’s capital, sources say. It so eerily resembles a small flying insect that experts suspect it was designed that way as camouflage.

“The vehicle is equipped with highly advanced sensors and apparently was on a scientific or surveillance mission,” reveals an Air Force insider.

“At first we assumed it was a remote-controlled drone. But when the ‘flying bug,’ as it’s been nicknamed, was dismantled, we found the indentation left behind by a pilot’s seat — indicating a small alien ejected from the craft.

“We’re talking about a man-like creature no bigger than a garden ant.”

Well, I'll be damned!! I may have already squashed a few with my fly swatter!!
Beware! There's no place to hide...You're being watched!

Here's the link...
www.burlingtonnews.net...



[edit on 28-5-2006 by kinglizard]

Originally posted by mikesingh

WASHINGTON — Preliminary examination of a mysterious UFO measuring just ¼-inch in length has reportedly convinced U.S. Air Force experts that the tiny craft hails from a miniature planet!

The vehicle, which weighs no more than an ounce, was intercepted over the nation’s capital, sources say. It so eerily resembles a small flying insect that experts suspect it was designed that way as camouflage.

Can we get confirmation on that? Where is their source article?

[edit on 28-5-2006 by Communication_Monster]

complete and utter BS. i wouldn't trust that site if it told me we were at war.

The source article is the Weekly World News, right next to the Titanic resurfacing off the shores of Iceland and Batboy's reign of terror in Detroit. Who knows, maybe its a prop from the up and coming, "Honey, I shrunk E.T.'s Mom!"

www.weeklyworldnews.com...
NEW HOMELAND SECURITY PLAN TO KEEP AIRLINES SAFE FROM TERRORISTS . . .
EVERYONE MUST FLY NAKED!

By MICHAEL CHIRON

You won't have to worry about embarrassing pat-downs at the airport anymore -- because soon all travelers will have to fly buck-naked!

Childish pranks, fake flying saucers, "reliable" news sources. School must be out for summer. Looks like an another interesting Memorial Day weekend.

PS: just had to check it out. It appears that 100% of the content at burlingtonnews.net is stuffed into the root directory. That's right: no sub folders, no organization of any kind. Kinda like the home page.

Weekly World News...and we can stop right there, hehe....

Originally posted by EdenKaia
The source article is the Weekly World News, right next to the Titanic resurfacing off the shores of Iceland and Batboy's reign of terror in Detroit...

Edenkaia,

You needlessly trash the valiant reputation of Batboy without even a second thought?

Please! Aren't you aware that according to the same source, Batboy is now a U.S. Marine and is at this very moment battling the evildoers in Iraq?

Harte

Hi mikesingh. Do you have any data on this subject newer than 2002. I'm have trouble tracking the source...

Thanx, interesting if true, 3rd party confirmation and documentation would be even better,

Victor K.

quote from article:
"Preliminary examination of a mysterious UFO measuring just ¼-inch in length.. "
"..Air Force planes quickly took to the air to escort the damaged craft.."

whaddya say we put this in the jokes forum now??

INCREDIBLE!! Scientists find tiny space probe!!

After reviewing the thread and the related article, I was left with the feeling that there was something missing; something incredibly obvious, yet somehow overlooked.

Then it dawned on me, ah yes, this must be it!
The punchline: In orbit around Uranus!

[edit on 28-5-2006 by Xenophobe]

Originally posted by 25cents
complete and utter BS. i wouldn't trust that site if it told me we were at war.

But... We ARE at war.

Originally posted by Harte
Edenkaia,

You needlessly trash the valiant reputation of Batboy without even a second thought?

Please! Aren't you aware that according to the same source, Batboy is now a U.S. Marine and is at this very moment battling the evildoers in Iraq?

Harte

Of course, how utterly thoughtless and unpatriotic of me. I must be made to understand the value of the Citizenship. Ten lashes should suffice. I will get the whip now.....