My name is Satan

Hi, I would like to introduce you to someone. His name is Satan. He hates you, your family, and your all your friends. Of course he’s not evil, he’s that cute little imp in the red suit with the pitchfork! He knows what his destination is, right before God’s Throne in a lake of fire, where the worm dies not, and utter darkness of pain and misery. That is why he hates you he wants you to be in that misery with him, because you have something he doesn’t, the offer of salvation from God! He has spent every effort possible to deceive you. He and his minions have spent all of mankind’s existence seeing all that we have done, so their knowledge of the past is limitless. They still retain their powers that they had as angels, they can give people visions, they can put thoughts in our minds that are so real it sounds like you are talking to someone, they can give us dreams. They also have incredible strength, as well as the ability to possess our bodies. Ouija board, simple trick, the spirits enter your hand and move it, but because you aren’t trying to make your hand move that is why it seems like it is moving itself. Also this explains why many become possessed after playing with one. One real good thing is mind reading is only reserved for God alone. They do that trick of making it seem like they are reading ( another person that is ) your mind when in reality the demon is giving the transmitter and receiver the same word to make it appear such. Because they are spirits they are not limited to the physical laws of this realm, therefore they can shape change. What does shape changing allow them to do? It allows them to appear as a person who has died, or as some horrible creature, or as an alien! It allows individuals to seem as though they have been reincarnated and have lived in the past, because they are able to give details about a place the individual has never been to. What do all of these things serve to do for him? They are meant to convince you there are many ways to Heaven, that life continues after we die, that aliens planted us here, and there is nothing more we need to do that we have to worry about during this life, or after death. Satan is bringing his best to bear during the 7 years of the tribulation, at which time he will appear is the last 3 ½ years. Then he will be present to allow his anti-christ to bring fire down from Heaven and many other miracles to convince many he is God. The God of Heaven wants no worship of Himself except it be of freewill, Satan is so bloated with power he will force all to worship him or lose your head! He will come up with some good excuse to the people worldwide when the Christians are taken up to Heaven ( THE RAPTURE ) that will help to solidify his power base by either claiming he did it, or we must unite under him against a threat of an alien invasion. He will delude many to the death of their souls. Will you believe the lie, or accept the truth? God will not go against his own written word. Since Satan will claim to be God, he will do things that totally contradict the Bible. For the real God this would be impossible to lie. Even my names say much about me Satan means “Adversary”, and Devil means “Slanderer”. When it comes to God, He himself said; “He that is not for me, is against me (ANTI-CHRIST)” So for all who believe my deceptions ( the broad road to destruction ) you are coming with me, and I have nothing more I need to do to you. The ones I hate are those @#$$%% Christians, because they steal my followers from me, and bring them to a place where I could never venture, and that is eternal life with God. Just remember you non-believers out there that I am the sum of God’s wisdom, I can outsmart you, but I can’t outdo the simplicity and the power of the gift of salvation! He decieved me for a good part of my life, now I am free from alife of bondage!

Oh, this should be good!

Hi Satan!

Welcome to ATS! Hope you enjoy your stay here.

Just U2U me if you have any questions about the board.

was this suppose to be an intro thread?


satan, stan, santa, santana, they're all the same rly.

Can't satan be saved?

What if Satan and/or the antichrist repented?

Originally posted by 32genroman
Can't satan be saved?

What if Satan and/or the antichrist repented?

Good question! Apparently, from the scriptures, God tells us that Satan can't repent because of the idea that he HATES redemption/forgiveness ... Satan is trying to BE like God so why would he ask for forgiveness?

Apparently he goes on this little rumble until the end of the world, in which God comes back and punishes him, he loses each and every way ... we win.


Cheers

Evening Satan.

Must be a bit of a bummer to have been completely made up by the Catholic Church.

Them's the metaphysical breaks I suppose.

Hi Satan

paragraphs are your friend - use them wisely!

Satan. hi there.

oh man you're hot.

but sorry dude, I'm not gay.

dont worry. you'll find someone (ugly enough).

relax a little. take a break.

i wanna ask you something.

what has all your effort ever gotten you.

i know you always wanted from the start the whole earth to worship you. right ?

so tell me. why have you yo now managed to get all the world to your side.

no offence but lets face it. you have failed your highness.

i bet you thought that in the modern world people will become so materalistic that they will ditch God.

sorry dude. try again. more than half of humanity still believes in your maker.

im sure you know that God can crush you like a grape. but He wont. that would be too easy. He will just sit back and watch you humilate yourself.

By the way, i heard Jesus slapped you pretty bad... well, you messed with the wrong guy. you had it coming.

you should have really pick on somebody of your own class.

thats it for now dude.

be cool.




[edit on 27-5-2006 by mr conspiracy]

Thanks for the info!

What if by my nature I feel bad for someone in such a bad life. Could I die for his sins? As Jesus died for ours doing a favor beyond our own will we could do this for all fallen souls so to speak?

Originally posted by Zeta_101

Originally posted by 32genroman
Can't satan be saved?

What if Satan and/or the antichrist repented?

Good question! Apparently, from the scriptures, God tells us that Satan can't repent because of the idea that he HATES redemption/forgiveness ... Satan is trying to BE like God so why would he ask for forgiveness?

Apparently he goes on this little rumble until the end of the world, in which God comes back and punishes him, he loses each and every way ... we win.


Cheers

Just picking one out of many.......

One real good thing is mind reading is only reserved for God alone.

Didn't Jesus say "You shall do as I have done, and more." ?

Not that I believe all that stuff, but if you're really Satan you must believe "the book". Without The Book, you wouldn't even exist.

Originally posted by 32genroman
Thanks for the info!

What if by my nature I feel bad for someone in such a bad life. Could I die for his sins? As Jesus died for ours doing a favor beyond our own will we could do this for all fallen souls so to speak?

Well, According to the scriptures, God says that when Jesus died he died for ALL our sins so that no one else will have to do it! So that's an easy no, all you have to do to receive the gift (like any gift) is just accept it and tell him thanks, just say you're sorry and you want forgiveness of your sins

God tells us that the world is not waiting for him but that he is waiting for the world (to ask forgiveness and accept the gift!)

He also tells us that "the best thing a human being can do to another human being is give his life for them" (not to save them off their sins but physically save their lives by giving yours up, like a friendship sacrifice, you know, taking a bullet, etc...)

God is amazed at such people and even though we are sinners, imagine how loving he is that he sent his son to die so that you don't have to do it nor I ...

I'd just like to point out that this is not an introduction, but rather a thread in the Faith forum describing Satan from Satan's perspective.

If you're confused, look at the username of the member who started the thread.

You mean he's not entirely serious?!?


Mercy Me!


*Swoons*

Sup Satan.

I've asked this question before without a real answer, so I'm going to go straight to the source this time. How many people have you killed? Compared to bible god.

Originally quoted by Mick Jagger

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

That sounds like an easy life for us.
Its sad to see so many post saying Jesus is this or that in a negative manner.

Cheers and thanks for the replies

Originally posted by Zeta_101

Originally posted by 32genroman
Thanks for the info!

What if by my nature I feel bad for someone in such a bad life. Could I die for his sins? As Jesus died for ours doing a favor beyond our own will we could do this for all fallen souls so to speak?

Well, According to the scriptures, God says that when Jesus died he died for ALL our sins so that no one else will have to do it! So that's an easy no, all you have to do to receive the gift (like any gift) is just accept it and tell him thanks, just say you're sorry and you want forgiveness of your sins

God tells us that the world is not waiting for him but that he is waiting for the world (to ask forgiveness and accept the gift!)

He also tells us that "the best thing a human being can do to another human being is give his life for them" (not to save them off their sins but physically save their lives by giving yours up, like a friendship sacrifice, you know, taking a bullet, etc...)

God is amazed at such people and even though we are sinners, imagine how loving he is that he sent his son to die so that you don't have to do it nor I ...

It really is man ... that used to be called blasphemy ... now it's called "opinion" ...

Oh it's what they think - oh it's what they believe ...

Yet, they don't respect what WE believe in ...

They seek the "REAL TRUTH" they say ...

when infact they are just ignoring it ...

Deny Ignorance? They're just promoting it

Originally posted by junglejake
I'd just like to point out that this is not an introduction, but rather a thread in the Faith forum describing Satan from Satan's perspective.

If you're confused, look at the username of the member who started the thread.

Your Right JungleJake I am am only trying to describe Satan and his abilities, and might I say you are very wise and observant!

Originally posted by Zeta_101

Originally posted by 32genroman
Can't satan be saved?

What if Satan and/or the antichrist repented?

Good question! Apparently, from the scriptures, God tells us that Satan can't repent because of the idea that he HATES redemption/forgiveness ... Satan is trying to BE like God so why would he ask for forgiveness?

Apparently he goes on this little rumble until the end of the world, in which God comes back and punishes him, he loses each and every way ... we win.


Cheers

Read the scriptures and you will see no fallen angel can be saved. It says you must be born of water and spirit ( water has nothing to do with baptism ). In other Words we are in water in the womb, so they who can be saved must experience a physical birth, and then accept the gift which gives us a spiritual birth. Thus the term born again. Water baptism only serves as a way of publicly announcing your faith in Jesus Christ. As far as dying for someone, we do not have sinless blood.