How do We Join the Illuminati?

sorry, none of you can join, we're full up with members, maybe next year, after we have a few human sacrifice then you can feel free to apply Cthulhu demands fresh souls. As do the reptardos.

rotfl what can I say.

Originally posted by Lysergic
sorry, none of you can join, we're full up with members, maybe next year, after we have a few human sacrifice then you can feel free to apply Cthulhu demands fresh souls. As do the reptardos.

Lysergic, my father comes from a family that has a Nobel Prize Winner and the inventor of the first Army machine gun. My mother comes from a family that signifcantly financed the American Revolutionary War. I was accepted into graduate school at MIT and Harvard. I guess that no one can be accepted into the Illuminati unless he or she is a descendant of a President?

By the way, with regards to your signature, we are all monkeys in a way to God's eyes. But within the human race, none of us are monkeys unless we let ourselves degrade.

Originally posted by GreatTech
Illuminati is defined by Webster's dictionary as "persons possessing superior enlightenment." Sorry for bragging a little, but I tested for Mensa in the 99th percentile (you might not know it from my posts and replies).

I am Guided by God's Light each day.

You dont join a secret organization at all you simply know that your a member. These organiztions if they do exist would know of the existance of other intellectual beings.

Simply put to be human would be an imediate disqualification.

Only people with an in human amount of mental discapline and an increased perceptual comprension beyound human understanding would be members. And they wouldnt join they would be members based on their biology alone. Not to mention an IQ beyound the normal range.

And you my friend a far from abnormal

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Originally posted by GreatTech
Illuminati is defined by Webster's dictionary as "persons possessing superior enlightenment." Sorry for bragging a little, but I tested for Mensa in the 99th percentile (you might not know it from my posts and replies).

I am Guided by God's Light each day.

You dont join a secret organization at all you simply know that your a member. These organiztions if they do exist would know of the existance of other intellectual beings.

Simply put to be human would be an imediate disqualification.

Only people with an in human amount of mental discapline and an increased perceptual comprension beyound human understanding would be members. And they wouldnt join they would be members based on their biology alone. Not to mention an IQ beyound the normal range.

Originally posted by GreatTech
Illuminati is defined by Webster's dictionary as "persons possessing superior enlightenment." Sorry for bragging a little, but I tested for Mensa in the 99th percentile (you might not know it from my posts and replies).

I am Guided by God's Light each day.

You dont join a secret organization at all you simply know that your a member. These organiztions if they do exist would know of the existance of other intellectual beings.

Simply put to be human would be an imediate disqualification.

Only people with an in human amount of mental discapline and an increased perceptual comprension beyound human understanding would be members. And they wouldnt join they would be members based on their biology alone. Not to mention an IQ beyound the normal range.

You are right, Sonata, I only have "normal intelligence." I am only good in math!!!

your purpose in wanting

to join, is , what ?

toasted, excellent question. My purpose in joining would be to truly help the lowest of the low, that is, in food, shelter, clothing, and medical care. This would always be an extreme worldwide concern!!!

Originally posted by GreatTech
Illuminati is defined by Webster's dictionary as "persons possessing superior enlightenment." Sorry for bragging a little, but I tested for Mensa in the 99th percentile (you might not know it from my posts and replies).

I am Guided by God's Light each day.

May be you are smart enough but I seriously doubt that you're evil enough. If your extra handsome they might recruit you for the parties. Let us know how it goes.

Originally posted by GreatTech
You are right, Sonata, I only have "normal intelligence." I am only good in math!!!

Again a wrong use of words perhaps. The illumitati isnt a taco bell that puts signs out from saying we are hiering new members.

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seems like you could easily do

that, at your local SALVATION ARMY.

it IS , what they do !


[ and if I am reading your answer properly ]
I'd like to know WHERE you
got the idea , that the illuminati is
an institution of goodwill and
concern for those less fortunate ?




toasted

Good point - Toasted.

The Illuminati isn't nessecarily the best place for genuine humanitarians...

toasted, interesting comment. What do you think the Mission Statement of the Illuminati is?

You could always refer back to the comments of the original founder of the Illuminati? Natually you'd be sorting through all the different Illuminati founders and having to figure out which illuminati is the one you hope to join.

Let us know which version you hope to join.

great tech

various and deceptive

I think it depends on
which level you are on.

and I don't think I really
wanna know THAT BAD !

you know what I mean ?!

why not read what a PROFESSOR
en.wikipedia.org...
thought about them
back in the day ;

www.nahste.ac.uk...

toasted

and book review;
www.hackcanada.com...
[edit on 20-8-2006 by toasted]

[edit on 20-8-2006 by toasted]

Cinosamitna, do you believe that the Illuminati only exists in America? If international, in what way is it connected? What role did it play during the Cold War, and what role has it played since the end of the Cold War?

toasted, do you think the Illuminati is evil in both means and ends?

great tech

well , that would be
one way one putting it , lol

You don't have a method to join the Illuminati , they seek you out.