Fart button?

I seem to remember "barking Spiders" as a euphemism for passing gas. I know passing gas is a euphemism for "cutting cheese" or is it the other way around.

Anyway let us bow our heads in prayer and remembrance of "Ernest P. Worrel"
aka Jim Varney, the absolute master to the fart joke, may he rest in peace. amen.


in its own strange way, Zen Happens!

[edit on 17-5-2006 by whaaa]

quote: Originally posted by dr_strangecraft

What the . . . .?

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

Morning Thunder...hahaha

I have noticed that on the odd Tuesday, maybe it's on the even Thursday; I can't remember anything these days; the "Fart Button" in all it's glory, reappears to grace this blessed site; then mysteriously it disappears until once again in our collective pique, to arise.

All hail the "fart button"
Loudly sing it's praise
cause when you least expect it
it comes on the odd or even days.

Let's all bow our heads in a moment of silent prayer.

Oops! Excuse me......

that's kinda' embarassing...

MisterrrrrrP!

Interestingly, the characteristic fragrance of the fart is produced not by gas but by minute amounts of volatile chemicals formed by bacterial metabolism of residual protein and fat. For example, people with lactose deficiency who drink a lot of milk are said to be able to produce a gas of near lethal impact. My sometimes girlfriend has a toot that been known to knock sparrows out of the sky.
Other foods that may produce farts of unusual pungency include broccoli, onions, cauliflower, cabbage, radishes and raw apples. YeeHaaww, a WMD of a salad!

Venison can also produce prodigous poots with potent properties.

Ok guys, stop farting around!!
Here's the real stuff!
U may need to install Macromedia here. And then hear the fireworks!!
OOoooomph!


www.dotfart.com...

People, the fart button is in need of help. Not enough people have been pushing it. It must be push to survive. So I'm asking, people, to please support the fart button and give it a push:

Fart Button



-tts

This button entertains me.

Originally posted by jlc163
This button entertains me.

Thanks for that jlc163, but we're trying our best to have a serious discussion.
Granted some may make light of Farts and say that their relevance is trivial in the grand scheme of things. Butt I say no, a thousand times no; without them life would go on, butt one star would dim and go dark.

Originally posted by Denied
lol.....it just sends you to an ad, the frustration at not hearing a whooper annoyed me

You can try "Grand Theft Auto" if you know this game...

Originally posted by dacruz

Originally posted by Denied
lol.....it just sends you to an ad, the frustration at not hearing a whooper annoyed me

You can try "Grand Theft Auto" if you know this game...

I know I'm missing something here! Is this what they call a brain fart?

I didn't get that reply neither...?
When a button says Fart button, you wanna hear a fart right?

Originally posted by Denied
I didn't get that reply neither...?
When a button says Fart button, you wanna hear a fart right?

That's what I always thought!
When I push the button that says Willie Nelson songs; I expect to hear Willie.
It's exactly the same with the button that says; abused chickin sounds or silly laughter even electronic beeps.

You know what really torques me off; when you press the fart button and some wanker is just blowing air against his arm to simulate a fart. Life is just to short for this kind of tom foolery.

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