Need Advice for Annoying Mobile Phone companies

Mobile phone companies keep phoning my house all the time and asking me if I want to join their service.

It's getting annoying now, so I was wondering if anyone knew any funny things to say or do to them.

For example: The other day my brother answered the phone and it was a mobile phone company, so my brother ignored what the guy was saying, pretended it was Pizza Hut and started ordering a pizza. Then he hung up.

Hopefully you will have some funny ideas for me.

Ask them all the questions back, like if they say do you have a contract with whoever? Say do you?

shout (as if to across the room) Dont pull the knife out it will make it worse!!!!!!

And if they menchon money burst into tears


Or if you get calls who say nothing, its a machine recording what time you answer your phone. Press # a load of times and it shall remove you from there database Ive been told


Got told these ages ago lol! xx x x x x x

[edit on 28/4/06 by crookedblue]

Thanks for the reply. I thought of doing the first one you said but I haven't done it yet. I'll try all of those, but now I have to wait for them to call.

Update us on how it goes. Record the call and post it for us if you can!

answer them, i am glad you called.

I have no friends,, will you be my friend?

I have no money to pay my rent, can you help me with this?...