What Would You Be?

If you had no restrictions whatsoever? I can grant you talent, ability and a fair opportunity. I think I'd pick great novelist.

Oh I'd probably wanna be some kindof superstar. But in real life I'm really shy and a terrible singer and dancer.

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I'd be an evil genius, in a huge castle set on the edge of a precipice, with a laboratory in the topmost turret; in which I would embark upon a startling series of experiments that would revolutionize our conception of life itself. Yes, they laughed me out of the Academy when I told them that migraines are propogated through microvolt electric fields! But who's laughing now? Who's laughing now? my migraine beam projector is almost complete. And soon they'll pay, every last one of you. Yess. Who's laughing now!!!

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