Bush Says Iraq War Is Boring!!!

Prez Bush has said that the Iraq and Afghanistan wars were 'boring'!!"They're just not as exciting as I expected when I started them", he told a local press while holidaying in Maine.

"They don't match up with WW II, Vietnam, or even Korea. We'll be lucky if Hollywood can get one or two good movies out of them, and frankly, it's disappointing.
"We're going to have to try harder, I guess, to make it interesting."

When asked what he meant by 'boring', Mr Bush replied, "Well, whaddya think I mean? Explosions, great escapes, mass aerial bombardments, dogfights between fighter jets and stuff!
"Geez! All we see are pimply teenagers strapping on explosives and setting themselves off, or those damn boring IEDs that everyone talks about."

Wow! Is this true or is it a parody? I for one find it impossible to believe that the worlds most powerful man, the Prez of the US of A, can be so naive and haughty over a disaster that has claimed thousands of American and Iraqi lives.

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Somebody tell me this isn't true!!

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if this is true than i dont know what to say. Maybe hes getting bored of watching his ratings going down the drain and instead would like to see some action going n down there.

Obviously a fake/satire article.

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Uhm, its satiric parody man..

Look at the other articles on the website and you'll clearly get realize everything is a big joke.. fake news

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This was enough for me.

Wow! Is this true or is it a parody? I for one find it impossible to believe that the worlds most powerful man, the Prez of the US of A, can be so naive and haughty over a disaster that has claimed thousands of American and Iraqi lives.

Do you seriously have to ask if this it true or not Of course it's a parody!

Words fail me.....

Even "I" think this is just parody.

Wouldnt it be something if it wasnt?

Nah.....