posted on Aug, 24 2008 @ 03:13 PM
What if I saw a reptilian shape shift right in front of me?
I’d pull out the my secret weapon!
I’d point my pinky to the sky - look that big lizard right-in-the-eye and start mining for boogers!
Yep, I’d have that pinky buried right up to the last digit, digging and a rootin around in my shnazolla, wait until I got a good hunka booger and
then right in front of the reptilians unbelieving eyes I’d pop that ugga snot right in my mouth! (gag)
I can’t believe anything, I mean anything, from a kidnapper to a rapist to a shape shifting reptilian would want to have anything to do with me
after that!
Ok so my Grandma told me to do that if I was stuck in a car with a guy and couldn’t get him to let me out.
Since I don’t see much difference between guys bent on being poo heads and shape shifting reptilians? I’ll use Grandmas advice in this one.
No, honestly, I’d probably start crying and groping for my 9mm.
That was Grandpa's advice.
...bang bang... (maxwell silver)