Worst Pickup Lines Ever

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-You look a lot like my future wife.
-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
-Is that a miror in your pocket, because I can see my self in your pants
-I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

"I have a lot of pillows."

Funny story behind this. A friend of mine was talking to me and said how if she ever broke up with her boyfriend that I'd probably be the first one she'd come crying to. And I said "Well I do have a lot of pillows". People cry into pillows so that was my angle. Not sex as she thought. Thus it's another thing my friends bust me about. :lol"

here is a few that have been used on me!




Are you tired! You must be .... you have been running around my mind all night!


If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.



I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

heh, some corny ones i've come across

Is that a ladder in your stocking or is it a stairway to heaven
I love the dress you're wearing, however it'd look better on my bedroom floor
Your father is a theif, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

and a rather..descriptive one...

I heard you lost your virginity...do you mind if I have the box it came in?

Did you know you smell just like my pet goat? His name is Pedro!

Want a slice of pizza and some sex?

Nice shoes, wunna #?

"Wana go for a ride?"
Worked for me, engaged for two years this coming tuesday

I was out once, and it was really heavy rain, I walked past some guy and he said 'That's how I like my girls, nice and wet' :shk:

Just..... Ewww.... :shk::shk::shk::shk::shk::shk::shk::shk::shk::shk::shk::shk::shk:

I lost my phone number, can I have your's.

If I told you that you had a sexy body would you hold it against me.

Boy it sure is hot in here, or is just you.

I'd have to go with:


"I'll buy you a burger, girl!"


lol

I 4M tEh H4x0R! L37 m3 R0k U'r \/\/0rLd.

Hasn't worked yet, I'll give you a shout if it does.

^ROFLMAO!

thats hawt!




but if you were a l33t h4x0r it'd be seckzier

Oh yeah and once, I was talking to some guy and he saw my gold bracelett, and asked me if i had stole it, I said ohhh yeah i did (Being sarcastic) and he said so, if i was a undercover police officer, would you rather me arrest you or would you make it up to me in 'favours', i was like I'd rather kick you in the b*lls !!!!!

How do you like your eggs in the morning ?????????

Unfertilised.

Boom, boom!

Do you have any german in you?
No? Would you like some?

(Ya, I'm german :pbjtime

Was your farther a criminal, because he stole the stars form the sky for your eyes.

^^ that is quite cheesy

I knew this guy who, frankly, was an idiot. Believe me. He was an idiot.
Anyway, he would walk up to women and ask them if they would have sex with him that night. No pick-up line, he asked them straight out if they would have sex with him.

The result; he was slapped a few times, he would be called names ("perv" comes to mind) but, damn, he would always find someone to go home with him (no comment on the, ahem, "quality" or "sobriety" of the woman). Nevertheless, his method worked for him (and he was no great shakes in the, ahem, "quality" category either). But it does go to show you that being straight forward does work.

As for my own "pick up" lines, well, I'm married but in the "good old days" (just in case my wife reads this, scratch the "good" out of "old days"), I would actually mention that I was an artist and I would ask them if they would like to model for me. Believe me, "honesty" is the best policy because it worked.

"If you play your cards right, you could have me."

"Your 2nd name must be gillete cause your just for men"