Valentines Day verses

I dont know if any of you guys remember but when i was a kid and it was nearing Valentines Day, we used to make up and write loads of different verses for our cards,

I had 2 books full of em most of em was silly but funny at the time
Id like you to write down the ones you remember just for a bit of fun and a laugh.

The usual S.W.A.L.K ect

heres a few i remember-:

Roses are blue
Violets are red,
Im schizophrenic,
And so am i.


Matthew,Mark,Luke and John
went to bed with nothing on,
Matthew woke in the night,
screaming,shouting i want a #e,
it must be done, it must be done,
so out the window popped his bum,
Holy Moses walking by heard a rumble in the sky,
He looked up to the see the cause ,
and cought the lot between his jaws.

In days of old,
and knights were bold,
and condoms weren't invented,
they tied a sock around there c**k
and babies were preventd.

So if theres any funny ones you remeber lets have a look at em should be funny!!!!


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