Have You Ever Game

Ummm... No. But I did happen to.... Nevermind, that would be off-topic.

Have you ever went skinny dipping, only to get caught?

[edit on 6/16/2006 by Mechanic 32]

No, I've always had other reasons to go skinnydipping.

Have you ever jumped so high your head hit the ceiling?

yes, and i wish i hadn't been underground at the time.

have you ever been kicked out of your own birthday party?

No I have not. I do not know how you can be kicked out of your own birthday party, so please share that story lol


Have you ever thrown up on someone? (I was sober when I did, so it was not because I drank too much.)

No, but I had been the recipient once. Almost made me in response.

Have you ever thought you lost something and searched quite a long time for it, then it suddenly reappears out of nowhere?

All the time man....all the time

Remotes, wallet, SUNGLASSES, cellphone, etc... it's aweful:shk:

Have you ever prayed to the porcelain god (hugged a toilet)?

I have not done that before, and I do not think I will ever do that.


Have you ever snorted beer up your nose?

Have not. It has come out of my nose before though.

Have you ever lied to get something you never deserved?

Yes, I have done it more than once.



Have you ever cried while watching a tv show?

I would have to say Yes.

If you had one hour to live, What would you do?

I thought this was a have you ever question game, but I will go ahead and answer your question anyway.


I would spend forty minutes with my family and dog and twenty minutes watching tv an eating. Those are the three things I love most in my life. I know most people are going to hate me for not spending the whole hour with my family, but I just couldnt die without watching tv if I did not know if there was tv in the after life.


Have you ever had 13 pounds of cheezits to eat in one week? (yes I have)

oh god no, but i've eaten a 4 pound block of cheddar in one sitting.

have you ever attempted murder?

(i've been kicked out of 2 of my own birthday parties, once when i was 5 for biting a kid, and my 21st for picking a fight and passing out drunk twice in half an hour)

No I have not and I never will.

You do know that to ask the question have to to have done it before, so I hope you just did not read the rules carefuly.


Have you ever been chased by a monkey?

i have, twice i believe. in response to your 'reading the rules' thing. i wasn't succesful, obviously, but i've tried.

and no, no monkey would dare chase the likes of me!!! mwahahahaha!!!

actually, i'd probably run away screaming like a little girl if a monkey chased me, hahahah.

have you ever moved out of state on 2 weeks notice?

Um no.



Have you ever knocked someone out for more then 30 minutes?

Only with my boring conversation.

Have you ever done the "Hokey Pokey and Turned Yourself Around" in public while in a sober state?

LOL no, sorry.


Ever woke up next to someone you really cant remember going to bed with? :shk:

more times than i care to remember

ever inhaled mace?

No I have never inhaled mace and I hope that I never do.


Have you ever tasted fish scales? They are really nasty, so if you have not tried them you are lucky.

yeah, they're pretty gnarly.

have you ever been hit with a chair?