Thankyou for adopting me

I am priviliged to have the majestic Netchicken as my buddy. Tell me am I allowed to practice my witchcraft on the posters to this board?

Ahhh I don't think there is any rule about black magic on the webboard, is there anyone in particular you want to be your victim?

there really should be a rule that you cant adopt yourself ...

how desperately pathetic

Don't try any of that witch-doctor stuff on me, lest I let loose the force of my soope dooper NORSE KUNG FU!! and some wrath of the Fire god stuff, too.

Well no one yet has upset me much, but Messed up annie, is coming into focus. I just want to see if my skills will work over distance.

Do you have anyone you want hexed?

Your level of qualification is indisputable, and you have a good sense of justice and what is right in the world.

Under such expert guidance and tutelage as could only be provided by Netchicken, I am sure that your witchcraft will be a great boon to all ATS members, particularly for those requiring behavioral correction before they self-immolate.

I hold out another warm welcome to you, and I hope that both your cooking wife and your cleaning wife can enjoy participation in our community at some point also.

Originally posted by Mala
Well no one yet has upset me much, but Messed up annie, is coming into focus. I just want to see if my skills will work over distance.

hahahaaha .. bring it on you ugly m0f0!

Why thank you MA bwana.
I know that your knowledge of our people will make my time here enjoyable.

I think I need to prepare a small hex for Annie so she learn to show other people respect.

Can you tell me what you do I wold be interested in how you prepare a hex on Annie.

As this is a simple hex to make Annie sleep in for a week it is easy to do.

First we make a fire outside and then with the village members we dance around it singing this ancient song. I translated the relevent lyrics to english, but the ones you do not understand are secret words to invoke the gods of sleep.

For this simple hex I only have to sacrifice a rat, which is symbolically apporpriate as well.


Lala kahle
In the bedroom the messy bedroom
Annie sleeps tonight
In the bedroom the messy bedroom
Annie sleeps tonight

(Chorus)
Imbube

Ingonyama ifile
Ingonyama ilele
Thula

hear the alarm clock the loud alarm clock
it will stop tonight
hear the alarm clock the loud alarm clock
it will stop tonight

(Chorus)

Ingonyama ilele

Come the morning the sunny morning
Annie will not wake
Come the morning the sunny morning
Annie will not wake

He, ha helelemama
Ohi'mbube

(Chorus)

Ixesha lifikile
Lala
Lala kahle

At 1pm the time the afternoon
Will Annie finally wake
At 1pm the time the afternoon
Will Annie finally wake


Ingonyama ilele

[Edited on 3-10-2003 by Mala]

LMAO .. this is too funny!





[Edited on 3-10-2003 by MessedUpAnnie]

Funny nothing!
You will not laugh when you are unable to get out of bed before 1pm every day next week!

Tell me how successful this hexing over the internet is, so I can perfect my spells please.

hrmmm ...

well I was late for dinner tonight

Good it has started. Maybe this will teach you how to respect my buddy more miss Annie! he has shown me many good things like this forum called Cosmic, very funny, everyone argues about a person called colonel, I think.

[Edited on 4-10-2003 by Mala]

*20,20 (ten extra for strength)*
Mala, I do not believe in your online witchcraft!!
THE DARK FIRE SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU!
"I will draw you NetChicken as poison is drawn from a wound!"

The killings of the rats must stop! Make it stop, make it stop ...
Be gone!!!

In the name of Khazad-d�m, Anun, Unan, and Auir (Earth too)
- Tassadar *80 (forty extra for courage, honor, and valor)

I would seriously counsel against anyone getting on the wrong side of Mala.

Believer or non-believer, the consequences might be tragic. I know he is not malicious, but his sense of purpose in seeing good things rewarded and bad things punished is very fierce indeed.

*15,15*
I simply cannot contemplate such simple a person being able to cast curses on people like that Simon.
Has he effected you yet?
I do not fear mortal weapons (NC's .357, for I send him that weekly cache of beer demanded by a supermod)
It is this unexplained "hexing" I fear.
I attempted a mind over matter technique and he seems to have dissapeared.
Maybe he is merely waiting for me to fall asleep...
One last thing...mala called NetChicken "Mr."

- Tass *40*