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Inheritance 101

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father
died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary
man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father
will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars!"

The woman went home with Charles that evening,

and three days later, she became his stepmother.

(Women are so much smarter. When will men ever learn?)