When will there be an alien with enough ballz to land in the middle of a big city?

It would not matter if they landed in every major city carrying signs that said we are extraterrestrials and had UFO printed on their spaceships and then did amazing things the media which is controlled beyond belief would make fun of the believers, the government would deny, deny and deny and the people would believe it was some elaborate hoax, until the government says its real no one who does not already believe would believe it, its just that simple. The majority of people out there like being followers, like being told lies to soothe their worried scared frightened souls, they trust the government and want to believe our governments are always the good guys and that they would not lie to us. Most are afraid to look beyond the lies, their too frightened.

As long as they are not landing here to refill their Pantry cupboards with US then they can come and say G'day.. It is basically something this little black platypus has been waiting for since he was a child and could imagine such things.....

Do aliens even have ballz lol?

yes, they have balls.

extremely big ones in fact.

the ebe's balls are about 30% of it's body weight.

They eventually fall off as they get older...making them female.

[edit on 7-6-2006 by enthuziazm]

This is one of the funniest threads I've read, it should continue over in BTS though.

Originally posted by Mr Mxyztplk
This is one of the funniest threads I've read, it should continue over in BTS though.

but where would you put it in BTS?

This thread was made over 3 years ago...and died 3 years ago...and I brought it back from the grave

it's not gonna happen ever....
...if it was going to, it would have by now.....

there will not be anything to do with aliens until the following has occured.

total mind control over every aspect of all humans lifes by our rulers.

it is the only way they know we could deal with such an occasion.
how long that will be, i do not know, but i remember what von braun, was supposed to have said.

1st there would be a muslim problem than an asteroid problem and then an alien problem. he seems to right about the muslim problem, we will just have to wait and see do aliens come in the future.

remember if our leaders have total mind control over all of us, then they could make us see and believe anyhing they want. that is where we are all heading. just when they bring in the alien thing, we do not know, but you can bet your life it will not happen until we all have lost our free will, and are totally controlled.

well im surethat the aliens' home planet are not looking at us like "ooo ahhh! Humans from earth!" They probablly have a lot of squads dispatched to different worlds and our planet is one of many. We are an interest to them just like all of the other habitable planets they encounter. Maybe not because they want something or want to kill us, they probablly don't have some sinister plan for us, they just want to know about us.

If they landed in a city, I dont think people would be all "let's kill em! We dont understand them!!! RRRaaarrgh!!" People would be cautious, but very interested. Killing some outer space beings on some otherworldly spaceship shouldn't be an issue.

Originally posted by enthuziazm

Originally posted by Mr Mxyztplk
This is one of the funniest threads I've read, it should continue over in BTS though.

but where would you put it in BTS?

chit chat, or maybe the jokes section.

Ok, put yourself in the aliens shoes.
Would you want to make yourself known to a world that is so violent?

Humans are violent and they love war and love to kill each other and the animals that roam the earth.

They will probably intervene when we have almost destroyed this planet, which won't be very long, and take over.

They will probably save us from ourselves.

I agree that the reason that this hasn't happend yet, is because unfortunatly we humans attack that which we fear and fear that which we don't understand.

although i would think that different things might happen in different places.

for example if they landed in a big american place they might get shot at or attacked by some guy with a gun who's watched to many films.

if they landed in london, they'd prolly throw up from all the trash everwhere and get mugged for their spaceships by Chavs.

i would love them to land, especialy if they were friendly aliens

Originally posted by Ricko
I am tired of all this crap about aliens meeting with the government , you know not our whole civilization is working in the government. DOn't these damn aliens EVER think about meeting the people who are building and training , you know like everyday people!

I say these EBES (or w/e the *** there names are) are puss's

I agree 10000000%
I think they should atleast show there skinny asses 2 us. They have the tech 2 come here, but not the tech 2 show how skinny they are.

ohh man that felt good getting it out, just angry nothing more.


[edit on 8-6-2006 by Reckon]

It is 2012. Aliens need to grow some balls and land smack in the middle of Tokyo.

reply to I'd like to see the tv stations fighting for the coverage on THAT landing.


There was a very stupid movie called Area 51 that came out a few months ago in which TV Stations fight for an interview with an alien that had been staying at Area 51 for a long time. Dumbest movie ever