Adopt a New Member!

If anyone wants adopting....I'm willing to help..........but every time I shout "BEER"....you will make your way to the fridge double quick time!


seriously, if anyone needs any help....send me a PM (or post here) and I'll do what I can to help.

Looking back on two weeks ago... I sure do wish I had clicked on this thread and read through it then instead of waiting until now!!!
Luckily, great people are all around and I think I've crossed the major "first hurdles" after three nasty arguments with others who just wanted to argue...and I sure did oblige them , sheesh, what was I thinking?!!?

Oh well, don't be surprised if you said you were willing to help and you get a message from a mysterious Purple Chiten asking questions!

Originally posted by sunshineteaco
i wanna be adopted! promise i won't misbehave!

Howdy neighbor! I'm in Eastern Kentucky!!
I'd adopt you, but I'm pretty new myself. However, if I can be of any help at all, I'll gladly answer questions or point you to people who can answer them.
I sure went through trial by fire and want to help others from doing the same! Learn to be patient, it's the hardest thing I've tried to do so far, but I'm getting there! ... at least so far today

Originally posted by beezzer
If anyone needs some insight, I' be willing to pass along any info I have.

Though, if I adopt you, I'll have to change your name to Pip and you'll have to sleep in the attic.

I've seen you around and can't remember if we agreed or disagreed because all I can ever remember is how much I love your avatar!! Hopefully we agreed, if not...umm... I love your avatar!!

To anyone looking to be adopted, I am more than willing to adopt. Just reply to this post or u2u me and I will gladly adopt you.
I am also here for anyone with questions (I don't have all the answers but will do everything I can to help). If you need an avatar, I will try to help with that also.

With that,... Welcome to the ATS community! Enjoy your stay, and remember one thing: Don't feed the trolls

Also could have used this thread a week or so ago...Most of the folk on here have been great and really helpful...

Thanks everyone!

anyone want to adopt? lol

Originally posted by destructiveorder
anyone want to adopt? lol

I'm pretty new myself, can we just do a big brother/big sister since I'm technically not old enough (been here long enough) to adopt?

I am trying to make a forum, but it says I need 20 replies or something like that.

Do I have to have more than 20 post on introduction forums? Or can it be both the general forums and introduction?

reply to post by NorthKorea


you need 20 to create a new thread in any place other than the introduction area. You can start a thread in the intro section with no posts from what I understand/remember.

Welcome to ATS
Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy.

I like being helpful whenever possible, so I'd be happy to adopt any of you out there. Just send a PM.

Originally posted by Rising Against
I like being helpful whenever possible, so I'd be happy to adopt any of you out there. Just send a PM.

I want my own room, an x-box, a playstation or a wii, a laptop and a tablet, a generous allowance, not many chores and no set bedtime... the rest can be haggled over and worked out, but that's my bottom line that's non-negotiable. Will I need to take your last name and pretend you're my real dad? I can do that, just need to know if that's what you're hoping for

reply to post by PurpleChiten


You'll live in your cage, do my house and yard work for me and above all else you can be responsible for the staff's coffee and donuts, for which getting wrong results in severe consequences.. and you'll think yourself lucky too!!

Originally posted by Rising Against
reply to post by PurpleChiten

 

You'll live in your cage, do my house and yard work for me and above all else you can be responsible for the staff's coffee and donuts, for which getting wrong results in severe consequences.. and you'll think yourself lucky too!!

edit on 25-5-2012 by Rising Against because: (no reason given)

ummmmm... any other takers out there, I don't think I wanna go with this one!

I am not sure if this is going to be seen but nether the less here is some stuff about me to begin with..
I could do with a little guide! Someone to discuss threads with on a one to one level via message or skype or something else.
I enjoy talking about ghosts, aliens, dinosaurs and legend/mythical creatures.
I am 19 and live in the UK.
I used to have this book/comic when i was a child of about 8 and was put into foster care and I never let it go and read it every night! It was about alien abduction, ghosts and paranormal entities which had me interested at a young age.
I am open to any discussion really but if i am not interested then I will tell you and expect the same back.

So much stuff! SO MUCH STUFF!

I dont know where to begin, but I saw this adopt a newbie notion and figured this was the place to start. If there is a long time member who wants to guide me though this site, I'd be absolutely thrilled to chat with you.

Long live the open minded folks at ATS!

reply to post by AnonLee


Ill help as much as I can. If you need anything feel free to U2U me.

Originally posted by Rising Against
reply to post by PurpleChiten

 

You'll live in your cage, do my house and yard work for me and above all else you can be responsible for the staff's coffee and donuts, for which getting wrong results in severe consequences.. and you'll think yourself lucky too!!

edit on 25-5-2012 by Rising Against because: (no reason given)

Can I get an advance on my allowance? ... I'm not doin all that other stuff, but I do want the allowance

can someone adopt me because im so tired of now being able to post a thread only because im a noobie